PG-Rated Jokes
- 15 Reasons Why There Will Not Be a Filipino-American President Any Time Soon - caution, you may have to be either Filipino or knowledgable of some Filipino culture to understand some of these
- 25 Signs That You are Surfing the 'Net WayToo Much - this may relate to a lot of us!
- Acts of God
- The Bear - even animals can believe in God
- The Golfing Priest - Look out, Tiger Woods!
- Healthy Living - Just eat right and exercise!
- If College Students Wrote the Bible - This took me back to my college daze...
- The Lotto - Does praying to win really help?
- Noah's Ark - He tried to build it...
- The Reunion of Father and Son? - Jesus meets Joseph--kind of...
- Young Again - maybe it's not such a good idea to know your future
- Actual Business Signs
- Amazing Anagrams
- The Ant and the Grasshopper - a cynical fable for the US
- Attention All Coffee-holics! - You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
- The Battle of the Sexes
- Before and After Falling in Love -- My, how times change!
- The Differences Between Men and Women
- Fine Wine -- women and men describe the similarities between the sexes and fine wine...
- The Furious Wife -- How this woman deals with her late husband
- If Men Rewrote The Rules - the opposite sex rewrites this bestseller
- Just Perfect - This "perfect" love story has a couple of surprise endings
- Make a Wish - A housewife's dream come true
- A Man's Wish - for all men who wish they could just stay home
- Pregnancy FAQ - pregnant or want to be pregnant? These frequently asked questions may be of help..
- The Psychic Reading - quick, cute, joke for fed-up wives
- Women Speak in Estrogen and Men Listen in Hormones - too funny because it's too true!
- Bill Gates's 11 Rules - advice Bill Gates recently
dished out at a high school speech
- Bill Gates: Love Him or Hate Him?
- Dear Ann Landers - surprise ending
- Microsoft Frozen Dinners - don't look for these in your grocer's freezer
- Love Him: Jocks vs. Nerds - in answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"
- Hate Him: If Microsoft Built Cars - The Bill Gates-Auto industry saga
- Hate Him: Skydiving - Bombs away
- Hate Him: Top Ten Oxymorons
- The Birthday Present - the joy of exercising!
- Blonde Jokes - here's my collection of the ones that made me laugh out loud
- California Gas Prices - editorial cartoons on the California gas "crises"
- Catching a Rabbit - how government agencies accomplish this task
- The Chemistry Final - think you can fool your professor? Think again...
- Child of the '80s - You know you're a child of the '80s when . . .
- Children's Books You Won't be Seeing Soon - Don't look for these at your local bookstore!
- Classic Quotes in Journalism - These actually made it over the airwaves
- Comedian Steven Wright Jokes
- Computer Support
- Beware of This Computer Virus! - you have all been warned!
- Computer Problem Report - any Tech Support, Sys. Admin., and Help Desk people can relate
- Tech Notes (for Users)
- Technical Support Stories - true stories about the ignorance of some computer users (too funny!)
- Termination Without Cause? -- transcript from the WordPerfect help desk
- Corporate Life
- 12 Tips From Junior Employees to Senior Managers onHow to Enhance their Relationship - can you just feel the sarcasm?
- The 15 Best Things To Say If You're Caught Sleeping At Your Desk - keep this reference handy for such an emergency
- Actual Performance Evaluations - you thought your review was bad?
- Corporate Fables - in the tradition of Aesop
- Differences Between You and Your Boss
- Different Perspectives
- Downsizing Office Space - well, the company's got to save money somehow
- Employer's and Employee's Lingo
- Full of Hot Air? - who do you side with?
- How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity at Work -- and how to drive other people crazy!
- The Letters -- help for new management
- Meetings - bored at work? Call a meeting!
- New Company Policy for Leave of Absences
- New Element - press release on this important discovery
- New Employee Handbook - welcome to the company!
- New Employees - having trouble placing that new employee? Use this handy list
- Performance Review Evaluations - what your boss really means
- Prison Vs. Work - which is better?
- The Proper Work Attitude - keep these in mind at work...
- Quotes From Real Resumes - no wonder they're looking for work!
- Sexism in the '90s - not really a joke, and it was kind of depressing, but it's probably true so it needs to be said
- Top 52 Sayings You'd Like to See on Office Inspirational Posters
- Turning in Your Time Sheets - new company policy
- Typical CEO? - Does this sound like someone you work with?
- Dilbert®
- Dilbert Definitions - his newest additions to add to your vocabulary in the late 90s office environment
- Dilbert's Laws of Work - boy, can I relate to some of these!
- Dilbert Managers - I hope any of you out there don't work for these people...
- Drinking Buddies - a quick way to stop drinking
- Drug Dealers and Software Developers - similar career paths?
- Early Acupuncture - what they used before those tiny little needles
- Easter Jokes - cute picture jokes
- An Embarrassing Problem - this is a little crude, but I thought it was funny
- Farmer Joe's Accident - a transcript from the actual trial!
- For all feminists
- Adam and Eve - okay, it's not reallyfeminist material...well, just read it because it's funny
- Evolution - how did man and woman come to be?
- Feminist Quotes - what some very clever women have to say...
- Hillary's Ex - what if Hillary Clinton had married someone else?
- If Only Men Would Listen - short but sweet joke
- Laws For Women to Live By
- The Princess and the Frog - a different fairy-tale
- Three Men and a Mermaid
- Fabulous Facts - true trivia facts, to help you prepare for competition on Jeopardy!
- Good, Bad, Worse - you thought things were bad then...
- How to Get Ready For Ski Season - quick and easy tips to prepare you to hit the slopes!
- The Latest Scientific Theories - results of a contest for "theories" sponsored by Omni magazine
- The Legal System and Lawyers
- Attorneys v. Doctors - The feud continues...
- Cigars - The Legal System: Believe it Or Not! (supposedly true!)
- Give to the United Way - lawyer-bashing time
- The Grass-eaters
- Four Surgeons
- A Lawyer's Dilemma - you be the jury (supposedly true!)
- On the Stand - Duh! (supposedly true!)
- Letter From a College Student - a good one for all you struggling students
- Maxims for the Internet Age - time to rewrite these old sayings?
- New Legislation? - Congress Passes Americans-With-No-Abilities Act
- New Politically Correct Terms
- Praise the Lord! - a little religious humor
- Read Between the Lines
- Hate letter or love letter?
- The Importance of Punctuation
- To Home, With Love
- Recommendation Letter
- The Scuba-Diver - unrealistic, but it's unexpected ending made me giggle
- The Simpsons®
- Bart Simpsons Crank Calls - a nice collection you can try yourself!
- The Wit and Wisdom of Homer Simpson
- Small Town Cop - a cute, silly, little joke
- Things My Mother Taught Me
- Those Dirty Words - be careful whom you marry!
- A Touching Story - How sweet!
- Trick-or-Treating cartoon - A special "treat" for those going door-to-door
- True Stories?
- 2000 Darwin Awards (News of the Weird) - Stupidest ways to die
- Chemical Ban - How gullible are we?
- Double Negatives - short but sweet college story
- Job Application - here's what not to put
- Lipstick - end lipstick vandalism now!
- Please leave a message - Do you have an answering machine?
- Predictions - sez you!
- Stories from Flight Attendants - apologizing for the rough landings
- Stupid Criminals - true stories of incompetent miscreants. Too funny!
- Very Short Books - don't look for these on the best-seller list any time soon
- War on Terrorism
- Possible Terrorist Threats? - tired of e-mail hoaxes being forwarded? Check these out and spread the joy...
- Menopausal Women and the Search for Bin Ladin - how they can help
- Warning: Tax-Time Scam - be sure to read this before filing your taxes!
- What State Mottos Should Be - check out your fair state
- Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? - famous people answer this age-old question
- Witticisms - Good quotes
- The Wonders of Email - are you an email junkie?
- Words to Live By
- You Know You're in San Francisco -- caution: you need to be from the Bay Area (California, USA) to get these
"Laugh alone and the whole world thinks you're an idiot!"
