Feminist Quotes

1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton

2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
-- Erica Jong

3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
-- Rita Rudner

4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
-- Rita Rudner

5. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
-- Wendy Liebman

6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
-- Erma Bombeck

7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-- Sue Grafton

8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-- Roseanne Barr

9. I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Lizz Winstead

10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-- Elayne Boosler

11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-- Maryon Pearson

12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner

13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-- Margaret Thatcher

14. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-- Gloria Steinhem

15. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinhem

16. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
-- Marie Corelli

17. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.
-- Baroness Edith Summerskill

18. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
-- Linda Ellerbee

19. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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