Read Between the Lines

Hate Letter...or Love Letter?
Read over this once, then read over the odd-numbered lines only--for a completely different meaning:

  1. The great love that I have for you
  2. is gone, and I find my dislike for you
  3. grows every day. When I see you,
  4. I do not even like your face;
  5. the one thing that I want to do is to
  6. look at other guys. I never wanted to
  7. marry you. Our last conversation
  8. was very boring and has not
  9. made me look forward to seeing you again.
  10. You think only of yourself.
  11. If we were married, I know that I would find
  12. life very difficult, and I would have no
  13. pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
  14. to give, but it is not something that
  15. I want to give to you. No one is more
  16. foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
  17. able to care for me and help me.
  18. I sincerely want you to understand that
  19. I speak the truth.. You will do me a favor
  20. if you think this the end. Do not try
  21. to answer this. Your letters are full of
  22. things that do not interest me. You have no
  23. true love for me. Believe me,
  24. I do not care for you. Please do not think that
  25. I am still your girlfriend.
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