The 15 Best Things To Say If You're Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

1. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Liquid Paper.
4. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
7. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?
8. I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me go to.
9. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
10. The coffee machine is broken...
11. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
12. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
13. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.
14. I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.
15. Amen