Bart Simpson's Crank Calls

Most of the quotes are laid out as follows:

Episode number (Episode name)
Person calling and others listening in
How Moe calls for the person
If anybody in the bar responds, who said what (usually, everybody in the bar laughs, except in 8F08)
What Moe says when he realizes it's the crank caller

7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening)

7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening) 7G03 (Homer's Odyssey) 7G06 (Moaning Lisa) 7F11 (One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish) 7F15 (Principal Charming) 7F22 (Blood Feud) 8F08 (Flaming Moe's) 8F09 (Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk) 9F06 (New Kid on the Block) 9F06 (New Kid on the Block) 2F19 (The PTA Disbands) 3F14 (Homer the Smithers) 3F17 (Bart on the Road)
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