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I usually don't forward these but this one is particularly frightening...
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a dump on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business. I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
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You have to verify this for me, I just received this.
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 5 terrorists have been operating at your job. FBI advised earlier today that 4 of the 5 have been detained.
Security stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin, Bin Whinin, and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues. The FBI further advises that they can find no one fitting the description of the fifth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area.
FBI representatives are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in your sector.