You know you're a child of the '80s when . . .

• You know what a "burnout" is.

• You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper'

• You know what "Psych" means.

• Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot.

• You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".

• You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".

• You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".

• You know who Tina Yothers is.

• You wanted to be a Goonie.

• You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.

• You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab

• You know who Max Headroom is.

• You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.

• You could breakdance, or wish you could.

• You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

• You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"

• Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

• You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

• You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget'

• You wanted to be on Star Search.

• You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

• You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did.

• You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts'signed on its ass, or knew someone who did.

• You knew what Willis was "talkin''bout".

• You HAD to have your MTV

• You remember when Kramer was on a show called 'Friday's'

• You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".

• You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".

• You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.

• You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.

• You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.

• You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".

• You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.

• You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.

• You own(ed) any 'cassette singles'

• You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.

• You remember And/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut. Or any other stupid collection they came out with.

• Poltergeist freaked you out.

• You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.

• You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

• You know what a Doozer is.

• You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.

• You ever had a Swatch Watch.

• You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

• You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.

• You know what a "Whammee" is.