Bald = Comb-Free, Folically Challenged
Blind = Photonically Non-receptive
Dead = Metabolically Challenged
Deaf = Visually Oriented
Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged
Drunk = Spacially Perplexed
Fat = Calorifically Enhanced
Girl = Pre-Woman (Gyno-American?)
Handicapped = Differently Abled
Homeless = Optionally Residential
Hooker = Sexual-Care Provider
Housewife = Domestic Technician
Hunter = Animal Assassin
Insane People = Selectively Perceptive
Old People = Gerentologically Advanced
Poor = Economically Deficient, Economically Unprepared
Short = Vertically Challenged
Slum = Economic Oppression Zone
Ugly = Attractively Impaired