Fifteen Reasons Why There Won't Be a Filipino-American President Any Time Soon:

• White House not big enough for in-laws.
• Engineering, computer science, and accounting always preferred over politics.
• Not enough parking spaces at the White House to park the 2 Honda Civics, the Toyota Celica, the Acura Integra, the BMW and the Chrysler van.
• Can't find decent chicken adobo in D.C.
• Secret Service could never handle nagging mother.
• Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners.
• No chance for promotion.
• Lactose intolerance is not considered politically correct.
• Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in.
• Air Force One: No frequent flier miles.
• Too many windows on White House to put metal bars on outside.
• Not allowed to install whistle-beep on presidential limo when put in reverse gear.
• Too many dining rooms in the White House; where will they put the picture of The Last Supper?
• Could lead to major educational controversy over pronunciation of p's and f's.. "fobonics."
• Too much confusion over the definition of D.C. District of Columbia or Daly City?