Returnables News Archives:

• 5/21/04: Disney Refuses to Distribute the Returnables!
• 12/12/03: Al Endorses the Returnables!
• 7/30/03: Pentagon Cancels Returnables Trading!
• 3/11/03: France Renames The Returnables!
• 12/10/02: Trent Lott Disparages Santa!
• 10/3/02: UN To Inspect Returnables Command Center!
• 6/4/02: CIA, FBI Admit to Returnables Oversight!
• 1/2/02: Returnables War On Emoism Escalates!
• 9/6/01: Anne Heche Marries Returnable!
• 8/22/01: UN Deploys Returnables to Macedonia!
• 8/9/01: Scientists to Clone Returnables!
• 7/26/01: Team Returnable Surges at Tour de France!
• 7/19/01: Returnables Open for Bush on European Tour!
• 6/27/01: Returnable Gets Bush!
• 5/30/01: Returnables Bomb at Box Office!
• 5/16/01: Returnables Score Big at Cannes!
• 5/10/01: Returnable Cleared in Hollywood Shooting!
• 4/12/01: China Releases the Returnables!
• 2/20/01: Returnables Booted Off the Grammys!
• 2/6/01: Returnable Comes Between Kidman and Cruise!
• 11/3/00: Returnables Shake the Election!
• 9/28/00: Returnables Stripped of Gold Medals!
• 8/24/00: Firestone Recalls the Returnables!
• 8/8/00: Returnables Name Their Running Mate!
• 6/29/00: Returnables-Sammy Sosa Trade Talks Stall!
• 6/22/00: Tagi Tribe Votes to Oust the Returnables!
• 6/5/00: Returnables To Invade Texas! Want Cheap Gas!
• 6/1/00: Returnables Advance to the Stanley Cup Finals!
• 4/24/00: Returnables Seized from Minnesota Relatives!

Returnables Press Releases:

• 1/15/01: Returnables Come to Rod Stewart's Aid!
• 10/24/01: Returnables Sell Out!
• 11/15/01: Returnables Kicked Out of Canada!

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