Returnables Advance to Stanley Cup Finals!
Thursday • June 1, 2000

PHILADELPHIA - Overcoming a 3 games to 1 deficit, the Returnables bounced longtime rivals the Philadelphia Flyers in seven games to advance to the Stanley Cup finals.

"It wasn't easy," an exhausted Reggie Lee Ray said moments after receiving the Prince of Wales trophy for the conference championship. "Maybe now Barry Melrose will return my phone calls."

"I'm tired. Really, really tired," exclaimed Frankie Lee Ray, whose bone-crushing check on Eric Lindros may have sent the deposed Philly captain into early retirement. "I mean, we only have 4 guys, and they have 20."