HECHE MARRIES RETURNABLE!
Thursday • September 6, 2001

LOS ANGELES - Actress and occasional lesbian Anne Heche married roustabout pop star Bobby James Lee Ray in a small ceremony over the Labor Day weekend.
Heche, whose romance with television personality Ellen DeGeneres made headlines, said she has "never been happier. And don't forget to buy my book."
Reports that Heche forgot Lee Ray's name during the reading of the vows have been uncomfirmed as of this writing.