Okay, here's the story.  We of the Infinites Writing Staff aren't the only writers out there.  At CBR, the Comic Books board we all frequent, another group of regulars started a story of their own.    Me (Demonicuss), Z-Mage, and T-1000 jumped in and contributed.  The resulting story is here...

What the heck happens when you cross a murder mystery, a shadow conspiracy, monkeys, wolves, cultists, bad pop songs, Pokemon, Z-Mage, DeMonStar, cake, ice cream, and utter insanity?  Read the stories and find out...

Who's Who, What's What, and What the Hell's That? -- If you're confused, here's a quick list of important people, places, and things in the world of the CBR

A Spy on the Vertigo Board! Part One -- Papergirl
Of Arsenic And Old Lace, Part Two... -- Golden Lion 
Of Jack Daniel's And Coke; Being Part Three. -- howyadoin 
Of Bushmill's and Daggers Being Part the Fourth -- pulse 
Of Cultists and Clichés, Being Part the Fifth. -- Expletive Deleted 
Of Rash Actions and Misunderstandings, Being Part Six... -- Golden Lion 
Of Plans and Major Plot Twists, Being Lucky Part Seven -- Demonicuss 
Of Secrets and Funk, This Be Part Eight -- Slick 
Of Handguns and Revenge, Being Part Nine -- howyadoin
Of Recipes and Kidnapping, Part The Tenth -- Papergirl 
Of Dungeons And Dragons! This Would Be Chapter Eleven!! -- Golden Lion 
Of Insanity and Security! An interlude, being Chapter Twelve! -- OzBat! 
Of Evil Alliances and Killing Gods, being Unlucky Thirteen.. -- Demonicuss 
Of Thickening Plots and Enigmatic Utterances, Fourteenth Part. -- Expletive Deleted 
Of Migraines and Dark Rooms - AKA Chapter Fifteen -- Papergirl 
Of Ice Cream and Perpetrators, Chapter Sixteen -- Golden Lion 
Of bad guys and Pokemon, Chapter Seventeen -- Z-mage 
Of Demonic Confrontations and Unlikely Bodyguards Part 18: -- Demonicuss 
Of bravado and sudden disappearances  Part 19: -- Z-mage 
Of Darkness and Danger, part the twentieth! -- OzBat! 
Of Teams and Surveys... Are We At Twenty-One Already??? -- Golden Lion 
Of Mind Games and Lucky Breaks: Being The 22nd Part. -- Expletive Deleted 
Fourth Wall, Fifth Wall, and Onward (Regarding the 23rd Part!) -- Fenris
Hydrangeas, Australians, and corndogs. Being the 24th part. -- Z-mage 
Of Secret Writings, New Plans, and Team-Ups! Being Part 25 -- Demonicuss 
Of Vertigo and Loyalties, Part Twenty-Six! -- Golden Lion
Of Shadows and Monkeys, Part Twenty-Seven! -- Golden Lion
The Camp and The Surreal.  The 28th Part.  Just Be  -- Slick
Of Monkeys, Mages, and Little Green Men, Part Twenty-Nine! -- Golden Lion
Eschatology, Lost Opportunities, and Secrets Revealed. Part 30  -- Z-mage
Of Mice and Men, Part Thirty-One! -- Golden Lion
Of Escapes, Reanimations, Thoughts Revealed, and Armies Formed, Part 32 -- Demonicuss
Of Confusion And (Hopefully) Comprehension, AKA Part 33 -- Expletive Deleted
Of Doppelgangers and Duels, Part 34 -- Beldar
Of Worthlessness and Pain. Part 35 -- Slick
Of Paradigms and Pokemon, This is Part 36! -- Golden Lion
Of old friendships, and creators -- T-1000
Of Quick Actions and Obvious Solutions, Part 38! -- Golden Lion
Of Philosophical Inquiry and Storytelling Creativity, Part 39! -- Golden Lion
Of Command and Conquer, part 40. -- T-1000
Of villains revealed and old grudges revived, being part 41... -- Greg Hatcher
Confronting the Devil, Part 42 -- Demonicuss
Of fanfiction and desperation -- Part 43 -- T-1000
Of This and That, Part Fourty-Four??! -- Golden Lion
Of Trials and Tribulations, Part Fourty-Five!! -- Golden Lion 
Of Armageddon and Destruction -- Part 46 -- T-1000
Of Threats Neutralized and Loose Ends Tied Up Shabbily, Part 47! -- Golden Lion
Personality Shifts and Inhibitions released, Part 47a -- OzBat!
Of assassinations and wrapping things up. Part 48 -- T-1000
Of Bittersweet Emotionality and Strange Conclusions, Part 49? -- Golden Lion
Of Closure and Hope, Part 50! THE END (excluding epilogues) -- Golden Lion

Epilogue 1, Of offerings and declinations -- T-1000
Epilogue 2, Of Slick and His Amazing Friends! -- Golden Lion
Epilogue 3, Of Loopholes and Ways Back -- Demonicuss
Epilogue 4, Of mistakes corrected and a black permanent marker. -- Z-mage
Epilogue 5, Of friends and farewells -- Beldar

Of Jealousy And Cults: The Credits