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Of Closure and Hope, Part 50! THE END (excluding epilogues)
Monkeys of every shape and size were converging in the med ward, carrying their favorite comic book titles. They crowded the room, climbing over everyone and everything in the room! "GGAAHH!!" Golden Lion blurted out. "I'm not good with animals!" "Here monkey! Here monkey!" Wolvie*s Girlfriend called out, and the monkey on GL's shoulder moved to WG's arm. "Aw, you shouldn't have," sighed FlameStar as a snow monkey handed her a copy of Akira. Another one jumped onto her sick bed and gave her a copy of Oh My Goddess! "Aren't they adorable?" Papergirl added. Suddenly Plan 9 and howyadoin burst into the room! "AHA!" Plan 9 cried out. "Here they are, just as I planned! Now is the time for global simian domination! Howyadoin! Round them up and herd them into the rock cars so they can drive out to every major world city and conquer the world for me!" "Yes sir!" howyadoin agreed. "Um... how do I do that?" Right about now everyone in the room was just standing and staring at the strange pair of villains, wondering what to do about them in a room full of monkeys. Even the monkeys looked confused. "Monkeys," Expletive Deleted ordered, "sick 'em." The monkeys leapt forward and surrounded Plan 9 and howyadoin on all sides, scampering all over their bodies and covering them in monkey fur. "AAACCKK!!" they yelped. Plan 9 and howyadoin stumbled out of the med ward and ran for cover. Everyone laughed. THE END
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