"FlameStar!" Papergirl yelled. She rushed to FlameStar's side and kneeled to examine her.

"Someone get OzBat a paramedic!" Expletive Deleted shouted. "Or a new artist! He looks badly drawn!"

"Slick! Greg!" Golden Lion screamed. "Use the Deletion Guns!"

"We can't!" Greg replied. "We used all our ammunition on DeMonStar and Z-Mage before!"

"What the heck is Jerry using for a gun?" Slick wondered, but his answer came when Jerry Stanford pulled it out again and aimed it straight at Slick. "Desert Eagle, buddy," said Jerry, and shot Slick in the head. AGAIN.

"NO!" Aussie Boy Peter screamed. "That does it! It's morphin' time!" Suddenly his clothes turned orange and he pulled out his sword, charging straight for the perverse fiction hater! Jerry fired several shots at him, but the Orange Power Ranger leapt over each bullet!

"HEEYAH!!" he yelled as his foot connected with Jerry Stanford's head!! Stanford fell to the floor with a slam and a bang!

The gang breathed a collective sigh of relief as they realized that Jerry Stanford had lost consciousness.

"Slick's dead again!" Wolvie's Girlfriend said.

"Duh," Fenris answered. Wolvie's Girlfriend gave him a mean look. "Uh, sorry," he answered. "But remember, he'll be back any time now."

Golden Lion examined the fallen editor, crumpled on the ground but still breathing. "I don't even know who this is," Golden Lion said. "Guys, what can we do to keep him contained? Has anyone got any handcuffs?"

"Greg? Didn't you have a pair?" Sir Tim Drake suggested.

"Right," Greg answered, and retrieved them from a pocket. He snapped them on Jerry Stanford and took the Desert Eagle from the floor. Jerry began to awaken, and Greg forced Jerry to his feet and said "Move!" forcing Jerry to march in front out to the van. "I hate you meddling kids," Jerry mumbled as he exited the fortress.

"Hey," Fenris noticed as he smelled the air, "We're not alone here! I smell someone else!"

Beldar creeped out from behind a display case near the wall of the fortress. He was hiding his eyes behind his hands. "Is it over yet?" he asked.

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