“So just who the hell are you?”

“Like I said, I’m Jack Tango.” Jack said with a smile. “And I’m sorry pal, but I won’t allow you to destroy the NEB.”

“Why? You have some miserable fan fiction on this damnable board?”

“Nope, but my friends do. I don't want to see their work destroyed by a short-minded idiot like you.”

“How sweet. Too bad I don’t give a rat’s ass.” Stanford sneered.

“You will after I make you pay for all the trouble you’ve caused.” Tango spoke as he sneered the mastermind of it all.

“Stop!” Jerry yelled as he pulled out a gun from his coat. “I will kill you if you continue your pointless crusade for justice. Leave me be.”

“Go ahead and shoot, crackpot! I got..”

BANG!

“You jerk! You didn’t give me a chance to finish my speech!”

Jerry stared at Jack Tango. The shot should have killed him, yet he still was annoying him. “How the hell?”

“Oh yeah, the bullet thing. I’m actually my mind in the body of an android named Johnny DC. Long story, and I think you’re not in the mindset to listen to stories right now.”

“Damn right. Get out of my way.”

“Nope. I think the four of us need to have a little talk.” Jack said as he neared Jerry Stanford.

“Four?”

“Yeah, me, OzBat, you, and that big red guy coming towards us.”

Jerry turned to see DeMonStar walk towards them. From the look on his face, he was not happy.

“DeMonStar! Kill these insects now!” Jerry Stanford yelled.

“So you’re the bastard who ripped me out of my universe." DeMonStar's voice boomed. "Why? To make me your servant while you destroy the NEB? Since that would destroy me as well, I must refuse.”

“You dare refuse me! You shouldn’t even exist, you pathetic figment of an assh*le writer-wannabe’s imagination! I should have made you kill Demonicuss when I still had control over your actions!”

“What?” Jack asked.

“Why did you think I acted out of character some times?” DeMonStar addressed Jack as he circled Stanford. “This, thing here attempted to take control of my body to progress his plans. I tried to hold his influence away from my will, but he did succeed sometimes. No one influences my will, Jerry Stanford,” he growled at Stanford. "You will pay for all that you have transgressed to me. A lot. And slowly."

OzBat took a deep breath as he summoned up his remaining strength. “Jerry Stanford, you’ve committed many crimes here for your petty revenge. Now, it’s time to take you down for good.”

“Don’t make me laugh, OzBat! While all the crap’s going down on the NEB, you’re as weak as the fiction there!”

“True, but between myself, Jack Tango, and DeMonStar, we can take you out.”

Jerry turned and looked at his enemies, all staring him in the face. “Okay you trumped up crap writing bastards, you want me, come and get me!”

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