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Dave Barry Essays
Jackie Mason On Starbucks
Why Santa Has To Be a Guy
Andy Rooney's Observations
Spell Checkers Aren't Infallible
PC Office Party
PC 12 Days of Christmas
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New York's Answer to Ebonics
More Idiots
Irish Jokes If you're offended, get over it...I'm part Irish myself.
Rejected Little Golden Books
Test For NCAA Football Players
The Happy Hamster
Fruitcake Recipe...with WHISKEY!!
You Might Be From Kentucky If...
Actual Statements From Auto Accident Claims
Cowboy Wisdom
Redneck Virus
How To Tell When Santa Needs Prozac
Top Ten Reasons To Be From...
Actual Classified Ads
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Two New Elements
More Cop/Crook Foibles
Actual Warning Labels
PC ways to call someone stupid
Redneck Astrology
You Might Be a Teacher If...
Montreal Comedy Festival Quotes
Are You a "Professional"?
Least Popular Rap Songs
Rejected Ad Slogans For Beer
For Louisvillians...
Lack Of Research Awards
Acronyms Least Likely To Appear In Personal Ads
Redneck Love Poem
More Dumb Laws
The Ultimate Sick Kid's Plea...
You May Be a Yankee If...
Unclear Writing...
Every Imaginable Kind Of Spam
World's Shortest Books
Signs You've Been Out of College For Awhile
True Stories From Med School
And you thought Ebonics was bad...
The Physics Of Hell
Grad Student Barbie
God Questionaire
Under the Weather
More Kids Saying the Darndest Things
People Who Shouldn't Be Behind the Wheel
More People Who Shouldn't Be Behind the Wheel
Wisdom from Andy Rooney
The ultimate bad day
Kids interpreting the Bible
Thoughts On Being Southern
Idiots Among Us...
A Brief History of Time
90's Jargon
How to handle the bank...
More wisdom from kids
On Dealing With Jerks... Dont make this guy mad.
Air Force Humor
If Celebrities Were President
A 55-year old's exercise diary
If You're Caught Sleeping...
What All Chain Letters Boil Down To...
Tech Support Horror Stories
More Tech Support Horror Stories
Care and Usage of Floppy Disks
Weird Subtitles
Stupid Headlines
Children Talk About Love
Personal Ads
Differences Between the Sexes.
Two versions of Heaven and Hell...
Modern Day Noah's Ark
English..Done Badly
Travel Agent Nightmares
Things NOT to say to a cop...
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex By Larry Niven
Why God Has No Doctorate
Reasons To Date Geeks Pay attention, girls..
Electricity...From Hamsters!
Things NOT to Do at a Job Interview
Interesting McDonalds' Happening...
Advice to Yankees
Top 30 Oxymorons
Southern Cookin' (I SWEAR, we don't really do this..)
Stages of Life...
You Know You're Stressed When...
Stupid Work Stories
Toddler Property Laws
Experiments With Twinkies
Viagra Advertisements We'd Like To See...
Less Than Stellar Performance Evaluations
A Case of Property Title...
Ironic Celebrity Deaths
Charlie Brown Specials I'd like to see
Kid's Letters to God
Things You Don't Want To Hear On an Airplane
More Airline Humor
Lightspeed humor
Annoying Questions To Ask In Sunday School
Of Lawyers and Churches
Bizarre Laws From Across The US
Trouble With Soap Utterly hilarious!
Signs Your Family Is Dysfunctional
Top Ten Signs That You're Burnt Out
Humorous Gravestones
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