> How To Tell Where a Driver is From:
  >
  > One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
  >
  > One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
  >
  > One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly
  > on  accelerator:  Boston
  >
  > One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on
  > accelerator: California. With gun in lap: LA
  >
  > Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
  > quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
  >
  > Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
  > head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
  >
  > One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
  > phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
  >
  > One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,alternating
  > between both feet being on the accelerator and both on
  > the  brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window:
  > Alabama
  >
  > One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window,
  > keeping  speed steadily at 70 mph, driving down the center
  > of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which
  > case they are on the left side of the road: Kentucky
  >
  > One hand constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to
  > show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going
  > between mousse, brush, and rattail comb to keep the helmet
  > hair going, both feet on the accelerator pedal steering
  > the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle
  >  in the glove compartment:   Texas (female)
  >
  > Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear
  > window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to
  > antenna: West Virginia
  >
  > Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
  > above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the
  > left lane with the left blinker on: Florida