> > Top Ten Signs You're Suffering From Burnout:
> > 10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell".
> > 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately
> >    scream,   "Get off my back, bitch!"
> > 8. Your garbage can IS your "in" box.
> > 7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep
> > because you
> >    just don't care.
> > 6. You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
> > 5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
> > 4. You sleep more at work than at home.
> > 3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your briefcase.
> > 2. Your Day-Timer exploded a week ago.
> > 1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right
> >    now.