Annoying Questions to ask your Sunday School Teacher
 
-is it a sin to mouth obscenities if you don't make any sound?
-once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
-is it ok to laugh at people in hell when you're up in heaven?
-why is there suffering?
-if there's life on other planets, are there aliens in heaven, too?
-do dinosaurs have souls?
-if you told a really, really good joke, would it make God laugh?
-is neanderthal man in heaven?
-could God create a corn dog so big even God couldn't eat it all?
-wouldn't eternal bliss get boring after a while?
-if you were a masochist in life, wouldn't it be a reward to be sent
to hell and punishment to be sent to heaven?
-why doesn't prayer bring dead goldfish back to life?
-can the spirits of your dead relatives watch you when you're going
to the bathroom?
-if money is the root of all evil, then how come we have to have jobs?
-if someone's been decapitated, are they still headless in heaven?