>TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
>
>  1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
>  2. Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first
>time
>  3. You get to eat insect food like snails and Frog legs.
>  4. If there's a war, you can surrender really early and hope that
>     either the Americans or British will bail your ass out yet again.
>  5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films
>     on Channel 35.
>  6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's 
countries.
>  7. Allow Nazis to march up and down your most famous street,
>     humiliating your sense of national pride.
>  8. You curse the nations that liberated you, while kissing Nazi ass.
>  9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
>  10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
>
>  TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN
>
>  1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
>  2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.
>  3. You can call Budweiser beer.
>  4. You can be a crook and still be president.
>  5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
>  6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
>  7. You can invent a new public holiday every year.
>  8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and
>      nobody seems to care.
>  9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy."
>10. With very little effort you can annoy the French!
>
>  TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
>
>  1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah, doo-dah.
>  2. Warm beer.
>  3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
>  4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
>  5. Union jack underpants.
>  6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
>  7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
>  8. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
>  9. Teeth will rot out of your head before age 20.
>  10. Your country is responsible for more brutal, senseless killings
>      and military takeovers than any other nation in history.
>
>  TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN
>
>  1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.
>  2. Unembarrassed to wear fur.
>  3. No need to worry about tax returns.
>  4. Glorious military history... well, till about 400 a.d..
>  5. Can wear sunglasses inside.
>  6. Political stability.
>  7. Flexible working hours.
>  8. Live near the Pope.
>  9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.
>  10. Country run by Sicilian murderers.
>
>  TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH
>
>  1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.
>  2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
>  3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc.
>  4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
>  5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
>  6. Honesty.
>  7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid,
>     tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.
>  8. You get to eat bulls' testicles.
>  9. Francisco Franco is still DEAD!
>  10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
>
>  TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN
>
>  1.
>  2.
>  3.
>  4.
>  5.
>  6.
>  7.
>  8.
>  9.
>  10. In-built sense of pacifism.
>
>  TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN
>
>  1. Chicken Vindalu.
>  2. Lamb Passanda.
>  3. Onion Bhaji.
>  4. Bombay Potatoe.
>  5. Chicken Tikka Masala.
>  6. Rogan Josh.
>  7. Popadoms.
>  8. Chisken Dopiaza.
>  9. Meat Boona.
>  10. Ghandi.
>
>  TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH
>
>  1. Guinness.
>  2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
>  3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
>  4. Pubs never close.
>  5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the Second 
Vatican
>     Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend you can't have sex 
with
>a
>     condom on.
>  6. You've blown up the Queen's horses!
>  7. Old Bushmills.
>  8. Stew.
>  9. More Guineas.
>  10. Eating stew and drinking guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the
>      morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
>
>  TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
>
>  1. It beats being French!
>  2. Back bacon!
>  3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
>  4. Kids in the Hall, SCTV and most original Saturday Night Live
>     alumni are fellow Canadians.
>  5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
>  6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her
>     popularity ratings will rise.
>  7. Dudley Dooright - the Canadian Mountie.
>  8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge fuckoff shotguns and cover your
>     house in their skins.
>  9. Own-an-eskimo scheme.
>  10. Bob and Doug McKenzie!
>
>  TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN
>
>  1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard no civilized
>      nation on earth wanted.
>  2. Fosters Lager.
>  3. Dispossess Abbos who have lived in your country for 40,000 years
>      because you think it belongs to you.
>  4. Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.
>  5. Tact and sensitivity.
>  6. Bondi Beach.
>  7. Other beaches.
>  8. The weather.
>  9. Drinking cold lager on the beach.
>10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the 
beach.