Top 30 Oxymorons...

30.  Act naturally
29.  Found missing
28.  Resident alien
27.  Advanced BASIC
26.  Good grief
25.  Same difference
24   Almost exactly
23.  Sanitary landfill
22.  Alone together
21.  Silent scream
20.  British fashion
19.  Living dead
18.  Small crowd
17.  Soft rock
16.  Military intelligence
15.  Sweet sorrow
14.  Childproof
13.  "Now, then..."
12.  Synthetic natural gas
11.  Passive aggression
10.  Taped live
9.   Clearly misunderstood
8.   Peace force
7.   New classic
6.   Plastic glasses
5.   Terribly pleased
4.   Tight slacks
3.   Pretty ugly
2.   Twelve-ounce pound cake

And the NUMBER ONE top oxymoron

1.   Microsoft Works