The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer 


       14.Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for
300 years 

       13.Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth! 

       12.A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self 

       11.Because You're Sober 

       10.Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway


        9.Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'! 

        8.You have to fill your bladder with
something. 

        7.Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like
Germany When It's Angry. 

        6.We don't make the urine. We make the urine
faster. 

        5.Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You 

        4.It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper! 

        3.Easier to Spell than Whiskey 

        2.The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid 

          and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...


        1.Beer: It's how you got here. 


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