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Subject: [Fwd: Nerd humor:  The fastest car in the universe. (fwd)]
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Jim Nasby-G12176 wrote:
>
>
> **The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light
>
>  20 Sleep 'til noon.  Still get to work by 8:00am!
>
>  19 Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
>
>  18 Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
>
>  17 Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
>
>  16 Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.
>
>  15 No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.
>
>  14 Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
>
>  13 LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.
>
>  12 You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black
>     hole driving home from work.
>
>  11 You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear
>     horizontal stripes.
>
>  10 That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
>
>   9 Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose
>     a limb if he tries to duck through back seat.
>
>   8 Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.
>
>   7 Bugs never see you comin'.
>
>   6 You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
>
>   5 Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan
>     "It's there before you order or it's free!"
>
>   4 Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to
>     not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.
>
>   3 License plate: "Me=mc2"
>
>   2 Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last week!
>     and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that
>     Goes Faster than the Speed of Light...
>
>   1 Chicks dig it.