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"The basketball gods are displeased with ORL." -- Meredith, (ORL is Office of Residence Life), 1/14/00
"You're nothing without a URL!" -- Meredith, (URL is something completely different), 4/9/00
"What part of kaPUNG do you not understand?" -- Sara, 11/4/00
"So I spoke to :P tonight. She was really mad at :( for telling :| how to go about things." -- Dan Bennett's first quote, 11/14/00
Jen Lusk: I dated a pirate from Peter Pan once.
Mary: Oh my G-d, you two have so much in common!
(2/1/01, after Andrew mentioned he was dating someone playing a pirate in Peter Pan)
"Bring scissors. Mine decided that there were cooler places to hang out." – Dan Bennett, 2/10/01
"All my classes were half empty. Actually they were half full because I choose to be optimistic." – Ali, 2/15/01
"Damn those creepy Oscars!" -- Miriam, about the Oscars creeping up on her, 3/20/01
"I WILL NOW AND FOREVER HATE THE WORD MAYBE!" -- Pat, about the responses to Phi Sig's interchapter weekend, 3/27/01
"I ALSO HATE THE WORD TENTATIVE NOW!" -- Pat, about the RSVP to Alpha Beta, 3/27/01
Lindsay: ...Esther Williams.
Andrew: What was the question?
Lindsay: What would you fear most while swimming?
(3/30/01, initiate interview)
"Oh, they shouldn't have said that." -- Meredith, looking at a big sign that said "SALE," 4/1/01
"Chances are, one of the 27,000 good ones is not in the woods." -- Jenga, answering that age-old question, if a man says something and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? 4/5/01
Andrew: I am the opposite of Lindsay
Dan Bennett: yasdniL, it's you!
(5/5/01)
"I like to surprise people by saying I'm at the morgue." -- Lusky, who was, in fact, at the morgue, 6/5/01
"Swink: an infertile pig." -- Andrew, playing Boulderdash, 7/29/01
Andrew: "Fike," an infertile lesbian.
Dan Bart: You should have put that, Miriam would've guessed it.
"Figgum: an infertile police chief." -- Andrew, 7/29/01
"Let's see if Scott noticed we've replaced his regular English language with Folgers nyipping." -- Sara, after Andrew said "nyip" to Scott, 9/24/01
"I don't like close games. I'd just prefer we kick ass." -- Miriam, 10/21/01
"Quintard. That's like, 'You're a retard, times five!' I'm gonna call Shohei a quintard when I get back." – Holly, driving on Quintard Street, 10/31/01
"You've never touched my nose before, but you've made up for it tonight!" – Cassy, to Andrew, 11/16/01
"I got him at -1, and now he is going to be a 4. That's a great long term investment." -- Ali, on Seth's change in point value, 11/16/01
Dan Bennett: I always read emails.
Andrew: You're a good person.
Dan Bennett: No, I just spend a lot of time in my room.
(12/2/01)
"Wow, it's like Quotebook mania!" -- Dan Bennett, as Sara and Andrew both wrote in their respective Quotebooks, 12/2/01
"They're off to break the record; the wonderful record of Oz." -- Andrew, about snow in Buffalo, 12/30/01
"Categories with stars next to them contain new quotes. Maybe." -- Dan Lerner, on the Delta Alpha quote page, 1/21/02
"Hallmark: the shit that makes you smile." -- Lindsay, 3/5/02
"It's a touchy feely quotebook." -- Lindsay, 4/6/02
Andrew: Not the Bible.
Lindsay: Brought to you by Not the Mormons.
(4/6/02, about Quotebook III)
"I'm clapping inside." -- Mary, who didn't feel like moving, 4/7/02
"This is what happens when I am left to my own devices, alone, for a summer, in a house, on an island where I don't know anyone." -- Holly, explaining her artwork, 4/7/02
"We have to go do Things things." – Holly, 4/7/02
Matt Bolcar: She's pretty adamant about the daggers.
Liz Jones: She might have one.
(4/13/02, Beta Nu meets JenGa)
"Andrew would like that store." -- Shohei, referring to "Linens and Things." Sara informs me that she has said this in the past as well, 4/20/02
"Ryan's getting there. Adam still looks like a small bear." -- Crystal, of Beta Nu's physical fitness
"We're getting there. We're getting to be a formidable topless organization." – Crystal, 4/21/02
"Oh my G-d, aesthetically pleasing!" -- Melissa Shakun, looking at Mike Corbo's photography, 5/3/02
"Kit n caboodle." -- Melissa Shakun, it was somewhere in there, 5/3/02
Andrew: I have more composites than you.
Holly: I'm still in college.
Andrew: You win.
(5/9/02)
"Once I was the King of Bored. Now I eat Tostitos and play video games." -- Dan's comment in Andrew's Livejournal, 6/1/02
Kim: [My presents] all fit in an envelope!
Lindsay: "They're my toenails, happy birthday!”
(6/28/02)
"Next time we get accosted on the street, let ME buy whatever they're selling." -- Lindsay, to Kim, 6/28/02
"I went away!" -- Sara Cazeault, after Andrew put a blanket over her head, 7/1/02
"I'm all gone now!" -- Sara Cazeault, after Andrew completely covered her with the blanket, 7/1/02
Katie: My dad's always like, "I don't own stock in the electric company."
Sara: He must own stock in something.
(7/17/02, Katie's dad has a gorgeous house)
"I didn't think past the thwap." -- Shay, not thinking ahead, 7/21/02
"This was definitly a interesting weekend. And it is totally irrelevant that I am discussing this on Wednesday." -- Louise, in her livejournal, 8/21/02