"Why did your family come up to visit you? What do they love you or something?" -- Miriam, 10/6/98
"They leave messages on my machine like 'Where are you? Why don't you love us?'" -- Miriam, about her parents, 4/22/00
"I think that's the happiest dough we've ever had!" – Nate Alexander, ask me about happy dough, 9/3/00
"Hi Kevin. Nice to meet you.... He says nice to meet me back. He's so nice. I like him." -- Miriam, looking at a picture of Kevin, 11/21/00
"You're my excitement-go-to guy." -- Dan Bennett, to Andrew, 1/30/01
"Oh, I DO amuse myself!" – Sara, 3/8/01
"I love you, even though you are a skank." -- Dana Goldstein, on her paddle for Louise, 4/20/01
"Ohhhhhhh nnnnnyip!" -- Lindsay, orgasmically, and I don't remember why, 4/28/01
"You're like the MacGuyver of fun!" -- Mary, to Andrew, 8/26/01
"I need you to make a fist and beat the hell out of something with it because I'M SO HAPPY right now!" -- Lusky, after Andrew mimed a stamp of approval about her new boyfriend, 10/8/01
"Dan and I had the best conversation last night. I want to save it, and plaster it to the inside of my eyelids." – Sara, 11/23/01
"She's the one who'll be smiling like a mad woman." – Sara, about Alaina, 2/17/02
"They had me at hello." -- Shabi, moved by a Danceworks number, 2/21/02
"Either I'm doing something right or she's really enjoying watching Beta Nu walk by." -- Nate Gardner, massaging Lindsay, 4/6/02
Andrew: It's like a party in my mouth!
Lindsay: Amazing!
Andrew: An Amazing party in my mouth!
Annabel: Stop.
(4/26/02, making fun of "Chicken Amazing")
"My list of people I like is getting so big!" – Sara, about the Sigma class, 4/26/02