Nicole: the media has been feeding you lies about Britney Spears.
Kristina: Oh no!
(1/21/01, during "interesting fact dough")
Dan Bennett: Excelsis, so to speak.
Andrew: Gloria that, yo.
(4/26/01)
"What inspires musicians to put an 'ooh' here and an 'aah' there and a squeaky bird noise here? 'You know what I think would sound good in this spot? If I sounded like a cockateil right now.'" – Mary, 4/27/01
"Good Idea/Bad Idea. Good idea: singing along to the music on your [car] stereo. Bad idea: signing along to the music on your [car] stereo." -- Dan Bennett, 4/27/01
"Someone go wake up Billy Joel from his nap." -- Sara, at the Billy Joel/Elton John concert (after Elton's set), 5/5/01
"And now we pause while Billy Joel amuses himself." – Sara, 5/5/01
Andrew: Sup saints.
Lindsay: You steppin?
(8/4/01, "ghettoizing" When the Saints go Marching in)
"We're talking and no one's listening to us! And some of them are singing!" -- Sara, 8/21/01
"I tend to freak out in opera." -- Karen Boltz, 10/5/01
"They better not drop a piano on us or there'll be no redheads in Phi Sig." -- Dan Bennett, standing with Sara and Beau, 12/1/01
"Can i just say whenever you or sara put 'mandarins singing blank' for song, i immediately think of chinese singers?" – Mary, (the Mandarins is a female a cappella group), 12/18/01
"When G-d created me, He said, 'There is to be no singing.'" – Holly, 1/18/02
"I can hear that music, like, through my foot!" -- Jeremiah Davie, on the blasting stereo of the car next to us, 2/16/02
"Clearly, Christianity is not the correct religion, because if it was, Christian rock bands would not suck." – Holly, 3/24/02
"Food, alcohol, and brotherhood: my three favorite things. If I could only rhyme them, I could be in the sound of music." -- Dan Lerner, 4/3/02
"I can basically sum up country music in heartbreak and strange women." -- Lindsay, 4/7/02