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MariAnne: How much is too many?
Miriam: A lot.
(1/22/00)
"It doesn't matter! If you're purple it's still a horrible name!" -- Kara DeMarco, about the name Dorcas and it's acceptability in varying ethnicities, 1/30/00
"Sorry again, hope you don't hate me too much. I will forgive you eventually though, for hating me that is." -- Miriam, 5/5/00
Some guy: What are you supposed to be?
Andrew: Yup.
(10/28/00, at a halloween party)
"I hear it's good luck if the umbilical cord comes out first." -- Eric Van Ostenbridge, 10/28/00
Andrew: My voice carries.
Sara: No, that's Syracuse. Syracuse takes your voice and runs away with it.
(12/15/00)
"They're both things with lots of stuff." – Sara, on the similarities between minivans and Ontario, 3/31/01
"You won the battle but we won the war, because you're like the Germans and we're like ... us!" – Brenda, 9/27/01
"Andrew is red and bricks are blue in our fantasy world outside DellPlain. You can't see the unicorn, it's just outside the frame." -- Sara, on the color distortion of her photo printout, 11/3/01
Brenda: It's phallic-shaped AND shiny!
Sara: "So I'll stick it in my eye!"
(12/9/01)
"It has to be bigger than the size of my thumb for me to bend over and pick it up." -- Ken VanderVeer (DA), at Adopt a Highway, 2/9/02
Andrew: I don't have my gloves.
Jess C: I'm just too mature.
(2/9/02, Our reasons for not joining the snowball fight)
"Sexism always happens. You guys should be used to it by now." -- Jason, to a room full of girls, 2/14/02
Kathy: Because of people like you!
Jason: Who understand.
(2/14/02)
"I'm so bored, this folder is going to be awesome." – Shohei, making a folder for his little, Amy, 3/2/02
"That'd be like saying, 'Mary, write an epic poem for homework.'" -- Mary, on the music composition major, 3/6/02
Stef: They pulled me aside for a random security check.
Andrew: Me too.
Jess: Because you two look like threats to national security.
(3/17/02)
Seth: Why is your hair straighter than it normally is?
Annabel: Because it's not curly.
(3/19/02)
"Touch the McDonalds! Touch it, it's warm! .... TOUCH IT! No, not the white part, the red part!" -- Andrew, amusing himself at the drive thru, 3/23/02
"I'm not tall in real life. I just stand up straight and present myself largely." -- Louise, unshod, 3/23/02
"Brains aren't poisonous, lungs are. Brains are just good." -- Shohei, about seafood, 3/24/02
"I thought you were talking about being on the rag. That's where I draw the line." -- Jen (Louise's friend), who has absolutely no discretion, 3/30/02
"We can talk about pubic hair until it turns red." -- Joe Bartosik, 3/30/02
Andrew: Spaghetti is a sin.
JenGa: I'm a sin.
Andrew: You are? Why?
JenGa: I don't know. I feel like it.
Andrew: Okay, I am not a sin, but spaghetti is.
JenGa: I'm spaghetti.
(4/2/02, on Passover)
"If you go to every event in four years, you're gonna get burned out, unless you have five tattoos on your butt." -- Kara Maginnis, using Phi Sigma Pi tattoes on one's butt as a metaphor for brother enthusiasm (BROTHER FUEL!), 4/6/02
"I'd be like Shirley Temple meets the devil." – JenGa, 4/6/02
"That's not garbage! That's our answer to question number five!" -- Andrew, defending the taster spoon (submitted by Smich), 4/11/02
Dana: I don't get it.
Andrew: Yes you do.
Dana: Oh, now I get it.
(4/20/02)
Erin: But this isn't Japan.
Sara: It's always Japan when Shohei's here!
(4/26/02, on Shohei wearing his traditional Japanese fancy clothes to Induction)
Andrew: It starts and ends with Shohei.
Sara: Everything should.
(4/29/02)
"If they ever shook hands, the world would explode." -- Annabel and Matt Demay, about Shohei and Evil Shohei, 5/5/02
Sara: I'm not leaving until you wake up ... so I will dance for you! (dancing ensues)
Andrew: Oh my G-d, I'm so awake now.
(7/18/02)