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“We smacked those cocks around!” – Miriam, about Syracuse beating some school in some sport, 1/24/99
"Everything goes down past my ass!" – Miriam, about her backpack, 10/26/99
"My washing machine doesn't gyrate enough for my taste." – Miriam, 1/22/00
"Not everyone sticks out like a three and a half foot penis." -- Veronika Levine, discussing some rushes at Bring a Thing night, 2/13/00
"Thanks to Annika for a great screw. It was just what I needed to keep everything together when it seemed like it was all falling apart. Her screw made all the difference. I was much happier after she gave it to me. It was just what was necessary to fill the hole...not too loose, not too tight, just the right size. Now I can wear my glasses." -- Mark Dalius, 4/9/00
"Feel me, I'm hot." -- Jen Lusk, and she is, 12/2/00
"You've got this big bone in your pants!" -- Mary, sitting on Pat's lap, 12/15/00
"I'd like to drive a big wiener." – Andrew, 2/8/01
"Oh man, I can see Hannah going both ways." -- Carolyn, asked whether Hannah R. likes rock or pop music, 2/9/01
"I don't know if I'll be there. I might get tied up with the stripper." – Louise, 2/10/01
"The Beaver is scary to pull out of." – Jenga, at a gas station in Canada called "The Beaver," 3/24/01
"I never recovered once Andrew disrobed." -- Smatt, after I spelled DISROBED in Scrabble, 3/29/01
"Can I come over and adhere things?" -- Andrew, asking Emily Frenkel about photo matting, 5/1/01
"I can't blow when you look at me like that." – JenGa, inflating balloons, 2/8/02
"I don't know what's happening, but it's making me make noises." – Mary, 2/17/02
"It's really fast, and it's really exciting! It's an intense experience! And afterwards, you're like 'I need a nap.'" -- Holly, on watching Dealey sign, 2/22/02
"You keep good stuff up your ass!" -- KelGa, who was impressed with something I pulled out of my ass, 4/2/02
"I'm pre-dental. I take everything in the mouth." -- Jess Cohen, 4/6/02
"Geez, there's cock all over this road!" -- Kathy, responding to signs for Cockeysville, 4/19/02
"Welcome to Maryland. Buckle up. We have nice roads and lots of cock." -- Lindsay, 4/19/02
"Oh my G-d, guys! Stop jizzing on me!" -- Kathy, as we got carried away with Lindsay's conversation stopper, 4/19/02
"I want Erin Bodine's chest to be on the Internet." -- Erin, about Andrew's screen name (erinbodineschest), 4/26/02
"My special area is touching my special area." -- Andrew, (It's a long story), 5/3/02
"Your head is on your crotch." -- Holly, same long story, 5/4/02
"Stop poking your crotch!" – Holly, yup, 5/4/02
Britt: Who drank Josh?
Kara: (raises her hand)
Britt: It's good stuff, isn't it?
(7/19/02, a Sunny Delight container was standing in for Josh)
"You mean we can do any National Council member we want?" -- Helen (BN), about pieing-in-the-face, 7/19/02
Andrew: Where did Louise and Shay go?
Emalie: They've been swallowed.
(7/19/02)