"Even if I don't wear it. Even if I just take it out of the closet and pet it every once in a while..." -- Sara, on a particularly coveted article of clothing, 1/20/01
"I wish I could trade my computer for clothes every time I came to the mall." -- Sara, 1/20/01
"Blue is a good 'Oh look it's Andrew' color. Red is a good 'Damn that Andrew is sexy' color." -- Andrew, 1/20/01
"That was just a ploy so Elton could change. While he was playing, green went out of style." -- Sara, on intermission during the Billy Joel & Elton John concert, 5/5/01
"Dan has Abercrombie plumage." -- Sara, about Dan, who is a duck, 7/12/02