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"That guy's double parked! He's an ASSHOLE!" -- Casey Boss, applying her newfound knowledge of parking etiquette, 4/8/00
"Andrew, you have DINOSAURS in your car!" – Miriam, on the way back from Alpha Beta, 4/9/00
"Everyone drive with your doors open! ... and stick a body part out of them ... like your ass! Can I stick my ass out your window?" – Jennie Graziano, 10/1/00
"Andrew's not really a bad driver. There's just a lot of close calls." -- submitted by Mary (She doesn't remember who said it), 2/1/01
"It's like driving over Alaska." -- Sarah Bonds, in a poorly plowed parking lot, 3/3/01
"We're not a fucking Pinto!" -- Mary, on the way down to Alpha Beta, to the enormous truck that was leaving us no room to get into the right lane, 4/27/01
Stef: Wow, Andrew. We're really making good time!
Jess Cohen: They don't call him Leadfoot Lester for nothing.
Andrew: I was unaware of this nickname.
(3/17/02, the trip up to Syracuse after Spring Break)
"I am on a mission. YOU are just travelling." -- Road Rage Kim, hours before she got her speeding ticket, on the way back from Alpha Beta, 4/21/02
“Phi Sigma Pi is corrupting our driving records!” – Liz from Beta Nu, on the speeding tickets she and Herb got on the way to convention, and the one Andrew got on the way to Alpha Beta, 6/25/02
“I think Mapquest is smoking some rare kind of crack. But I think Yahoo is on heavier drugs.” – Andrew, 6/25/02
“Mapquest, bringing new meaning to ‘LOL.’” -- Liz, 6/25/02