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Beta Epsilon Chapter Quote Page

Quotes about licking, biting, and sucking
(They're more common than you'd expect)

Brenda: I don't bite.
Sara: You're strange.
(12/1/00)

"I don't bite, I suck." -- Brenda, redeeming herself, 12/1/00

"Ew you licked me! ...I kinda liked it." -- Ali, 2/28/01

"I've been Bermaned." -- Mary, after being licked on the forehead by Andrew Berman, 3/5/01

"Because if you're going to suck on something, it should taste like ice cream." -- Hannah Bee, answering an initiate interview question, 3/22/01

"If you want some soda you can lick my butt." -- Miriam, who had been sitting on a soda-stained car seat, 3/23/01

"Hey, to each his own, man. If you want to suck legs, go right ahead." -- Lindsay, to Shohei, about seafood, 3/23/02

"I suck at sucking." -- KelGa, 4/2/02