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Beta Epsilon Chapter Quote Page

Last updated 6/27/02

Welcome to the Beta Epsilon chapter quote page! This page contains quotes as early as fall 1998, and from brothers of Beta Epsilon, Sigma, Alpha Lambda, Alpha Pi, Alpha Rho, Beta Nu, Gamma Theta, and Delta Alpha chapters, from events such as Alpha Beta Volleyball, Grand Chapter, NERC, DA & BE's Founders Days, and various BE events such as chapter meetings, study hours, parties, semiformals, and many other THINGS!

For more quotes by Delta Alpha brothers, go to Dan Lerner's Page of Stupid Quotes.

All of these quotes are also in my Quotebook, which is also better organized. If you want to know when you were quoted, there is an index there that will tell you.

If you have any quotes from your chapter that you would like to contribute, or have an issue with any of the quotes posted on this page, or have a suggestion, or even if you eat pickled beets, email me.

Disclaimer: The quotes on this page do not necessarily reflect the views of Phi Sigma Pi or Beta Epsilon Chapter. They're just funny.

For GC 2002 placard notes, click here!

Categories

Phi Sigma Pi Food Sex Alcohol & Drugs Quotes about brothers
Scholarship Clothing Licking, biting, et. al. Geography Things that sound dirty
Music Judaism, and other religions Free space Pain & Suffering Had to be there
Love & Happiness Animals & Fungi Sleep Silence Driving
Peculiar Reasoning Oops Ouch Things Roberts Rules





Cast of Characters

Beta Ep bros

Mark Dalius, theta class
Kara DeMarco, theta class
Veronika Levine, theta class
Shay Taylor, theta class
Sara Cazeault, iota class
Sarah Bonds, kappa class
Brian Eden, kappa class
Alyssa Francis, kappa class
Nate Alexander, lambda class
Carolyn Arcand, lambda class
Jessica Bowerman nee Halbert, lambda class
Meredith Yates, lambda class
Karen Boltz, mu class
Pat Giallella, mu class
Nicole Isaacs, mu class
Alicia Lewis, mu class
Jarret Manis, mu class
MariAnne McDonald, mu class
Matt Rouillard (Smatt), mu class
Nick Saponara, mu class
Michelle Starin, mu class
Andrew Berman (me), nu class
Casey Boss, nu class
Miriam Schilsky, nu class
Dan Bart, xi class
Dan Bennett, xi class
Erin Bodine, xi class
Emily Bontempo, xi class
Cassandra Coville, xi class
Jenn Gagliano (JenGa), xi class
Jennie Graziano, xi class
Louise Hendrickson (Dildo), xi class
Ilana Kramer, xi class
Hannah Thonet (Hannah Bee), xi class
Eric Van Ostenbridge, xi class
Ali Brodsky, omicron class
Peter Heasley, omicron class
Jen Lusk (Lusky, Baby), omicron class
MaryBeth Pasho, omicron class
Ariel Schulman, omicron class
Kristina Wollenberg, omicron class
Beth Berlin, pi class
Seth Borden (Simba), pi class
Matt Demay (he likes girls), pi class
Lindsay Famula (Spammy), pi class
Emily Frenkel, pi class
Dana Goldstein, pi class
Shohei Hashimoto (Hoshei), pi class
Beau Minnick, pi class
Holly Montalbano, pi class
Kathy Perrone, pi class
Sara Rosehill, pi class
Brenda Welch, pi class
Jessica Cohen, rho class
Jackie Hurlburt, rho class
Shabi Rostami (Peanut Oil), rho class
Jason Simmons, rho class
Kimberly Van Dyke, rho class
Emalie Berezov, sigma class
Kelly Gallagher (KelGa), sigma class
Ashley Gillen, sigma class
Annabel Lee (AB), sigma class
Katie Raffaelli, sigma class
Shira Savada, sigma class
Melissa Shakun, sigma class

Delta Alpha bros

Jonah Goodman, founder
Dan Lerner, charter class
Brody Messmer, charter class
Jason Pacchiarotti, chater class
Ken VanderVeer, charter class
Nate Gardner, epsilon class
Chris Mabry, epsilon class
Eric Majewicz (Juice), epsilon class

Beta Nu bros

Matt Bolcar, kappa class
Crystal Jacovino, xi class
Liz Jones, xi class
Helen Lee, don't know

Alpha Rho bros

Eric Bowerman, no idea
Britt Marder, nope

Sigma bros

Joe Bartosik, no idea,
but he's a weatherman!

Alpha Epsilon bros

Tammy Mleziva, no idea

Alpha Lambda bros

Mike Noll, no idea

Alpha Pi bros

Piya Dighe, no idea,
but she went to my high school!

Beta Delta bros

Mike Surasky, no idea

Beta Kappa bros

Freshboy, no idea

Beta Sigma bros (maybe)

Amy Kusisto Karaban, no idea

Gamma Theta bros

Kara Maginnis, no idea


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