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"Okay, so get here as soon asap.... Really soon that means." – Sara, 12/8/00
"A woman without a fish is like a man without a bicycle." -- Andrew, 1/31/01
"I'm not preferable." -- Sarah Bonds, who had no preference, 4/22/01
"There's too much darkness in the world today whoops there go the magazines." – Andrew, 4/22/01
Louise's friend Jen: I ordered a peanut butter pie.
Waitress: (looks at her pad) SHIT!
(3/30/02, at the Dinosaur BBQ)
Lindsay: Jonah is so dumb.
Andrew: She's talking about her fish, not [Delta Alpha's] founder.
(4/6/02)
"Does anyone else like really want to take a shower? That was not an invitation." -- Jess Cohen, after eating Maryland crab, 4/19/02
KelGa: Mary...
Andrew: is the...
KelGa: ...Pasho.
(4/22/02, quizzing the initiates on the members of the eboard)
"I want Erin Bodine's chest to be on the Internet." -- Erin, about Andrew's screen name (erinbodineschest), 4/26/02
Dana: You're a triplet?
Shira: Yeah!
Dana: Seriously?
Shira: Yeah!
Dana: I didn't know that!
Shira: I'm not!
(5/3/02)
Dana: It's Louise's birthday today!
Holly: In that fake world where we make things up in restaurants.
"Charisma ... Charleston, Chapman, Chisel, Chop?" -- KelGa, trying to come up with Charisma Carpenter during a game of Celebrities, 5/7/02
"Claudius Maximus." -- Lindsay, misidentifying Marcus Aurelius during celebrities, 5/7/02
Louise's Dad: What do you get when you throw butter out a window?
Louise (age 3): A butterfly!
Louise's Dad: What do you get when you throw a horse out a window?
Louise (age 3): A dead horse.
(5/15/02, at Empire Brewry)
Helen (BN): Hi, this is Helen from the north east.
Seth (BE): Hi, this is ... someone from somewhere that's not the north east!
(7/18/02, at Grand Chapter during a "regional rage" skit)
"I feel like a drive-thru window. Don't take that in any other way." -- Tammy Mleziva, 7/19/02