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"Is Dealey from Texas or Pluto?" – Mary, inquiring as to Dealey's oddness, 4/27/01
"Throop! There it is!" – Dan Bennett, as we passed Throop, PA, 4/29/01
"We won't even PEE in Jersey." -- Andrew, no offense Alpha Iota ;) 8/3/01
"Hi Pennsylvania. No, WE welcome YOU." – Kristina, once again, no offense NJ bros ;) 8/22/01
"I like Japan, because that's where Shohei's from." -- Miriam, showing loyalty to her little, 10/9/01
"Rhode Island has more people than Montana, for G-d's sake!" -- Miriam, being quite distrought over her cartography homework, 10/9/01
Dan Lerner: Nothing good has ever come out of Philadelphia.
Jason Pacchiarotti: What about--
Dan: Nothing.
Jason: What about--
Dan: Nothing.
(10/27/01)
Dan: Jason, you know what's good that came out of Philadelphia?
Jason: What?
Dan: Nothing.
(10/27/01)
"You know what's good that came out of your mom? Nothing." -- Jason, making his long awaited comeback to Dan, 10/28/01
"Whereas Nebraska, where there are a lot of sluts apparently, would have dark shading." -- Miriam, the map geek, discussing her map of pregnant teens concentration, (sorry Gamma Omega), 10/30/01
“I just have to say, after driving through it, that Tennessee is quite a lovely state. I take back what I said about throwing it into the sun and all. Arkansas, however, is still shit. Thank you." – Lindsay, 1/10/02
Brody(DA): Where is it?
Andrew: 102 Hall of Languages.
Brody: The big grey menacing building?
Andrew: Yes, that's it!
"I've been to Montana. I was not impressed." -- Holly, 4/20/02
Erin: But this isn't Japan.
Sara: It's always Japan when Shohei's here!
(4/26/02)
"What's this crap?" -- what Sara imagined the discoverers of West Virginia said, (sorry Alpha Mu), 7/12/02
Louise: Delaware.
Shay: Get a real state!
(7/21/02, sorry Alpha Eta)