"We'll treat you with respect, consideration, and understanding, but don't worry, you'll get used to it!" -- rush invitation letter, 2/5/99
"It's just like rush, minus the black pants." – Miriam, at mu class 'Meet the Committees' night, 2/19/99
"I'm a frat boy." -- Sara, 4/20/01
"College started tonight. The rest of the year was just warm up." -- Sara, at the pi class induction party, 4/20/01
"They're friendly ass kicks. Just a gentle nudge in the right direction ... with my foot ... on their ass." -- Sara's plans for VP, 1/17/02
"With ice skates, so then they have a bloody ass, but at least they'll be in the right direction." -- Lindsay, adding, 1/17/02
"That was your ass kicking, see? Was that painful? I didn't even touch you." -- Sara, to Dan Bennett, 1/17/02
"Andrew, it's ten minutes to Noll." -- JenGa, reminding me to pick up Mike Noll at the airport at 3:00, 2/8/02
"It's three minutes to Noll!" – JenGa, 2/8/02
"Andrew! What are you doing here? It's five past Noll!" -- JenGa, 2/8/02
Sara: What time is it?
JenGa: Noll 35
(2/8/02)
"You Alpha Rho people are sketchy." -- Jess Halbert, to her fiance, Eric (Alpha Rho), 2/10/02
“Phi Sigma Pi is corrupting our driving records!” – Liz Jones (Beta Nu), on the speeding tickets she and Herb got on the way to convention, and the one I got on the way to Alpha Beta, 6/25/02
"I have a question, do alumni become incompetent when the graduate?" -- Someone, on the issue of alumni chapters getting the vote, 7/20/02
"I move that National Council be required to create and enforce a matchmaking service for brothers." -- Shay, 7/20/02