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"Tits on a stick!" -- Miriam (referring to herself), 10/13/98
"A shark would eat you and go 'Mmmmm, plankton.'" -- Andrew, to Miriam on the subject of her swimming across the Atlantic Ocean, 10/23/99
"I get snotty when I clean." Cassy, who helped me clean my room, 2/4/00
"You're scarier than you look." -- Mary, to Andrew
"I am the Swiss Army knife of friends." -- Sara, 12/15/00
"You get weirder everyday!" Mary, to Andrew, 3/1/01
"You have the maturity level of a snake." -- Sarah Bonds, to Louise, 4/20/01
"Is Dealey from Texas or Pluto?" Mary, 4/27/01
Benny is my favorite white boy dancer." -- Sara, observing Dan Bennett's 'Bye Bye Bye' display, 4/28/01
"You're like the MacGuyver of fun!" -- Mary, to Andrew, 8/26/01
"That's Brenda's job; she sits around the room and makes inappropriate comments." Sara, 12/9/01
"It's like having Zeus over for dinner!" -- Sara, as I tried to figure out what to do with Mike Noll for three hours, 2/8/02
"Oh my G-d, Mike Noll just ice skated right past me!" -- Juice (DA), who was unaware that the VP of Chapter Development was attending BE's Founders Weekend, 2/8/02
Andrew: There's a puddle of JenGa at my feet.
Sara: Better get a Swiffer Wet.
(2/8/02)
"It's the new adventures of Peanut Oil and Dildo." -- Lindsay, using our new nicknames for Shabi and Louise, 2/15/02
"I love Annabel the most because she means I get to eat!" -- Mary, at the end of a long string of bid deliveries, 2/17/02
"She's the one who'll be smiling like a mad woman." Sara, about Alaina, 2/17/02
"Andrew would like that store." -- Shohei, referring to "Linens and Things." Sara informs me that she has said this in the past as well, 4/20/02
KelGa: Mary...
Andrew: is the...
KelGa: ...Pasho.
((4/22/02, quizzing the initiates on the members of the eboard)
Erin: But this isn't Japan.
Sara: It's always Japan when Shohei's here!
(4/26/02)
Andrew: It starts and ends with Shohei.
Sara: Everything should.
(4/29/02)
Andrew: Joe's from Rhode Island?
Sara: Joe's like, the PRESIDENT of Rhode Island!
(7/12/02)
"Noll with an 'N,' not a 'K.' He's not grassy ... not that we know of." -- Emalie, 7/19/02
Placard: Motion to get Freshboy a seatbelt.
Mike Surasky: And a muzzle.
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Freshboy: I lost my muzzle so I'm going to speak now.
Some guy: Found it!
(7/20/02)
"He sweats a lot. I mean, I sweat too, it's okay." -- Someone from Beta Delta in their pro for Mike Surasky (sorry subrosa, this one was too funny), 7/20/02
Louise: Some of us are observant.
Andrew: Others of us are Shay.
(7/21/02)
"Apparently, I'm a big pit." -- Louise, not quite a bottomless pit, 7/22/02