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"We're gonna make Bill Clinton's head pop out of the sewer!" – Miriam, 4/8/00
"We're hangin out in the freezer together!" – Casey, 4/14/00
"I just want to touch base and see how everything is going with the various projects...maybe set some deadlines and workshop schedules for ourselves....and of course spend half of the meeting time fighting off the spastic dwarfed creatures that [have been] crashing our meetings lately." -- Nick Saponara, in an email to the historical committee, 9/30/00
"ONE, TWO, THREE, SENIORS!!!! Clap, dammit, clap!!" – Pat, 4/21/01
"Meet the committees." -- Mary, at a time when it made absolutely NO sense, 2/17/02
"Are you quite finished?" -- Mary, to the crowd of people saying "Zick" over and over
"Don't cross the Kevin Kline!" -- Lindsay, 3/5/02
"HELLO!" -- Shohei's emphatic phone greeting, 3/23/02
"I just have three letters for you: X, Y, and Z." -- Jess Cohen, 4/6/02
"Is your name Ruth?" -- Jackie, to Lindsay's mom, because the person on the phone asked for "Ruth," 4/19/02
"Amazing and excellent sauce monster." -- Lindsay, modifying her title ala Panda West's menu, 5/7/02
"I heard it was excellent ... and AMAZING!" -- Lindsay, giving a movie review ala Panda West's menu, 5/7/02
"We work really hard to bring back our alumni. There's a cow in the audience." -- Amy Kusisto Karaban, giving her speech for VP MD, 7/21/02
"Partner, what thinkest thou?" -- Dan Bennett, mocking the Hoyle rule book's strict Canasta rules, 8/11/02