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Beta Epsilon Chapter Quote Page

Quotes about animals and fungi
(There's actually only one quote about fungi)

Miriam: Who's on the horse?
Shay: Some guy. He's dead. They made a statue.
(4/8/00, referring to a statue of a man on a horse in Washington DC)

"Why do you always put your turtle amongst round objects?" -- Sara, referring to the oranges and the billiard balls, and I suppose the boobs, 11/21/00

"I do enjoy the fungi." – Miriam, about mushrooms, 11/21/00

"Cute things don't get rabies!" -- Sara, 3/8/01

"You have the maturity level of a snake." -- Sarah Bonds, to Louise, 4/20/01

"There's an emu farm by my house. Well, it was originally a dairy farm but then they branched out into emus." -- Mary, 4/29/01

Andrew: Well, that's a gezelle of a different color.
Dan Bennett: And a phrase of a different animal.
(11/18/01)

"It's a JenGa of chinchillas!" -- Andrew, inventing a collective noun, 1/14/02

Andrew: Coooooo.
Mary: That's not really a canary sound.
Andrew: Nyip.
Mary: It's more of a chirping.
Andrew: Meow.
Mary: Okay, you're really terrible at chirping.
(2/21/02)

Lindsay: Jonah is so dumb.
Andrew: She's talking about her fish, not [Delta Alpha's] founder.
(4/6/02)

"I have your horny animal ... thing." -- Jonah Goodman, referring to Fuckin Friendly the Horny Horse, 4/20/02

"And the Syracuse boat just rowed through a flock of geese." -- SU crew announcer at Louise's race, 5/4/02