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Beta Epsilon Chapter Quote Page

Quotes about alcohol & drugs

"The drinking age is like two in Europe." – Miriam, 4/22/00

"Yeah. Wait til you get drunk and we'll see how sober you are." – Piya, 11/5/00

"Look! She's got the whole tripod!" -- Miriam, about Bondsy who had three different drinks, 11/17/00

"Bad brothers bad brothers. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they drink with you?" – Smatt & Jarret, 1/18/01

"He seems a lot more responsive to us now that he thinks we're high." -- Sara, about the waiter, 2/8/01

Pat: If you guess wrong, you have to take a shot, or if you don't want to, you don't have to.
Andrew: Yes, you always have the option of not being cool.
(2/9/01)

"I'm like, 'I'm drunk!' and you're like, 'They shot Bambi?'" -- Sara, 5/14/01, about the following picture:

Andrew: Please wait until my drink comes to a complete stop.
Lindsay: Only two pink elephants to a car please.
Andrew: Welcome to the screwdriver.
(we were making fun of the seemingly drunk ride attendant on the Sidewinder, 8/4/01)

“What is it about alcohol that makes you drunk?" – Seth, posing a rhetorical question, 8/31/01

"It's the blind and drunk leading the blind and drunk!" – Lindsay, at Delta Alpha's service project (no one was blind or drunk), 10/27/01

"Our best customers are stoners coming back from Canada. Just go 'and' after they place an order, and they'll order more." -- Dan Lerner, 10/29/01

Andrew: Thank you for your help.
Jess Cohen: No prob Bob, ... well back to drinking.
(online, 1/17/02)

Jess Cohen: Smokers disgust me.
Kim: You only quit five days ago.
Jess Cohen: Six!
(4/21/02)

Jess Halbert: Stop cursing at me.
Eric Bowerman: Stop throwing shit at my eye.
Jess Halbert: I'm drunk and I have bad aim!
(at the wild and crazy Handbells party, 5/8/02)

Eric: Apothecary.
Andrew: He just said "apothecary" for no reason.
Eric: Where's my rum and coke?
(same place, 5/8/02)

“I think Mapquest is smoking some rare kind of crack. But I think Yahoo is on heavier drugs.” – Andrew, 6/25/02

Kim: I devirginized a man over red wine.
Lindsay: Well, congratulations, to both of you.
(6/28/02)

"I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for caffeine and crack!" -- Sara, 7/21/02