"Don't drop [the orange], ...that's like dropping a woman off the bimah." -- Ilana Kramer, referencing the antifeminist remark that a woman on the bimah is analogous to an orange on the seder plate, 4/19/00
"Is that like a solar yarmulke or something?" -- Miriam, about Andrew's halloween costume, 10/28/00
"[Rebecca is] Delta Alpha's other Long Island Jewish brother. We have to have two ... it's in the bylaws." -- Dan Lerner, 10/29/01
Dan Lerner: thats why you should always have a bottle of wine in the house. just in case.
Andrew: I keep emergency yarmulkes in my car.
Dan Lerner: i have a shofar in my closet. somewhere.
(12/9/01)
"Smile at the nice gentile, Andrew!" -- Mary, 12/18/01
Lusky: Does Purim involve celebrating by being intoxicated?
Andrew: Every Jewish holiday does.
(2/25/02)
"I'm hoping I can drag along this McJewish (half Irish) kid." – Shohei, 3/18/02
"You broke EASTER!" -- Holly, 3/23/02
"Everybody has the right to ask G-d for forgiveness. It's our job to arrange that meeting." -- Lindsay, presenting the mission statement of the Ad-hoc angel of death committee, 3/23/02
"Clearly, Christianity is not the correct religion, because if it was, Christian rock bands would not suck." – Holly, 3/24/02
"You don't strike me as a matzoh ball thief. I think you work on a larger scale." -- Jess Cohen, to Andrew, 3/27/02
Andrew: How do you make salt water? Just pour salt in water?
Jess: You did NOT just ask me that question.
(3/27/02)
"I'm the sick Passover cow, bringing E-coli to all the bad little Jewish boys and girls." -- Beth Berlin, offering a Jewish parallel to Santa, 3/27/02
"Rebecca, you know I love you ... because you're a Jew." -- Dan Lerner, 4/6/02