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"How many RAs does it take to bring Cassy ice cream? Two." -- Meredith Yates, 8/26/99
"You can have a York Peppermint Patty, provided you don't jump on the table and make a wooshing sound." -- Nate Alexander, 10/26/99
"Can I have ten bottles of water and ten orange juices? ... no, that's it." – Cassy Coville, using the last of her SUpercard money, 12/13/99
Andrew: It's so great to be free to eat whatever you want.
Miriam: I don't let silly holidays stop me.
(At Ichi Ban as Passover ended, 4/28/00)
"Skittles are so therapeutic! I am tasting the rainbow right now!" -- Jennie Graziano, 9/29/00
"Would you like some Parsippany on your Whippany potato?" -- Jennie, enjoying the names of New Jersey cities, 11/3/00
"Your blehs are his mmmms." – Sara Rosehill, 11/3/00
"There are two things that come in crocks. One of them is onion soup." – Sara, 11/4/00
"If you talk to the Doritos bag, it talks back!" – Miriam, in an altered state, 11/17/00
"You can't be indifferent to specialty pasta! You're either for it, or against it!" -- Sara, taking an adamant stand on Tortellini, 4/28/01
"Here's our fridge. It's wholesome. We have hummus." -- Sara, 8/3/01
"We would be so fat if we went here." -- Emily Frenkel, on Delta Alpha's tendency towards events that revolve around eating, 10/27/01
"Our best customers are stoners coming back from Canada. Just go 'and' after they place an order, and they'll order more." -- Dan Lerner (Delta Alpha), 10/29/01
Andrew: You want a cookie? What did you do?
Brenda: It's my birthday.
Andrew: Oh, okay.
Sara: That was easy. I have red hair!
(12/2/01)
"Mary, Denny's is not about the food. If Denny's was about the food, people wouldn't go to Denny's." – Andrew, 12/18/01
Mary: Saltines! Tt's sad that i'm so poor that i find it necessary to be excited about eating saltines.
Andrew: I am excited about saltines. I mean, not right now, but when I find them, it's always exciting :-)
Mary: Do you ever seek out saltines, or do you usually stumble upon them?
Andrew: That is a good question.
Mary: One for the ages, indeed.
Andrew: I more often find myself seeking them than stumbling upon them.
Mary: Really.
Andrew: Yes.
Mary: saltines are, i would think, a more stumbled snack than a sought one. You probably just like to lick them, that's why.
(12/18/01)
"April fools cake! Surprise, it's pizza!" -- Jason Simmons, trying to say angel food cake, 2/8/02
"Ham and eggs. The chicken participated in the breakfast. The ham, the pig was committed." -- Mike Noll (Alpha Lambda)'s speech at Beta Epsilon's 9th Founders Day celebration, 2/9/02
"I ate Binghamton." -- Sara, having taken a slice out of the NY state-shaped cake, 2/10/02
"I ate so much candy, I wanna puke and eat pizza instead." – Shabi, 2/17/02
"I love Annabel the most because she means I get to eat!" -- Mary, at the end of a long string of bid deliveries, 2/17/02
"That looks like a party that you eat!" -- Mary, about Sara's colorful salad, 2/26/02
JenGa: What's the green stuff in crabs called?
Kathy: Crab brains.
Sara: Nastiness.
(4/19/02)
"No more lungs!" -- Kathy, exasperated with lungs, 4/19/02
"You say Erika like I say ham." – Holly, 5/4/02
Holly: Chicken pita with honey mustard and mushrooms?
Shohei: That sounds so sad, doesn't it?
(5/9/02)