"We usually just blame Don when girls get upset." -- Dan Lerner, 2/10/02
"3...2...1...you suck." -- Dan Lerner, counting time during Taboo, 2/15/02
"I want to go to the house and be like, 'Ding dong, you suck.'" -- Sara, on the prospect of rejecting a sorority girl, 2/17/02
Lindsay: I have to go to the ATM first, if that's okay with everyone.
Holly: Selfish bitch!
(2/23/02)
Kim: Someone have a beef with my beef?
Sara: I'm going over here where it's funny.
(2/26/02)
"If aliens landed and said 'take me to the ugliest place on your planet,' they'd bring them here." – Seth, someplace in Pennsylvania, 3/23/02
"Joe's my bitch sometimes." -- The smack-talking anchorwoman for Syracuse's channel five (Donna Adamo?), about Joe Bartosik, 3/30/02
"C'mon! Play down by the river like a real man!" – Lindsay, gregarious at NERC, 4/6/02
"Hi Miss Annoying." -- Annabel, to KelGa, 5/7/02
"Would it add pounds if I shoved my foot up your ass?" -- Lindsay, about size 0 women.
"Yeah, you can boo. Whatever." -- Britt Marder, acting chair, 7/19/02
"Do I have to recognize you? Cuz I don't." -- Britt's take on being chair, 7/19/02
"Fine. We don't want to talk to you anyway." -- Someone at Grand Chapter. I don't remember who said this, or why I wrote it down, 7/21/02