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vadge See fadge.
vag n. US American pie, the hairy variety.
vagitarian n. He who only eats hairy pie, fur burgers, and
vertical bacon sandwiches, plus the occasional fish supper.
Valentines Day porridge n. Semen; liquid pearls.
varnish the cane v. Upon getting wood (qv), to give it a
one-handed waxing.
Vatican roulette n. Periodic abstinence method of contraception
popular with larger catholic families. Also rhythm method.
veiny bang stick n. Penis; one-eyed trouser snake.
velcro triangle n. Minge; mott; mapatasi.
vertical bacon sandwich n. That which is clearly visible in hamburger
shots (qv). Also vertical smile, vertical taco.
vesser n. A silent fart.
vinegar string n. Banjo (qv).
vinegar strokes n. Of males on the job, the final climactic stages of
intercourse or masturbation. As in: “Would you believe it? The phone rang just
as I was getting onto the vinegar strokes”. From the similar facial
expression associated with sipping vinegar.
vixen n. Wily bird; a young temptress; a foxy chick. e.g. Stevie
Nicks in about 1978.
VPL Visible Panty Line.
vurp n. A burp which brings up a small but foul tasting quantity
of stomach contents small enough to be gulped straight back down again.
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