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dog toffee n. Tacky pavemental dog deposit that will readily
adhere to the sole of a shoe or support an upright lollipop stick.
dog with two dicks sim. Randy; horny. As in “He came out of
prison like a dog with two dicks”. Also tom cat with three balls.
dollymop n. An amateur or inexperienced prostitute.
Donald rhym. slang Fuck. From Donald Duck.
donger n. Whanger; pork sword.
donkey kisser n. female She who does not kiss well; that
girl who kisses like a donkey chewing an apple.
donkey punch n. To knock your partner out cold while approaching
the Billy Mill roundaboutabout (qv) from Bourneville boulevard (qv). This
is said to have the same aphrodisiacal effect as slam-ming a goose’s neck in a
drawer whilst committing bestiality. Don’t try either.
donkey rigged adj. Blessed with a large penis.
donkified adj. The state of the male genitals on a big cock day
(qv).
donor See benefactor.
donut puncher See bum bandit.
doormat basher See carpet muncher.
doos n. Tits.
dopper See dork.
dork See plonker.
double adapter euph. AC/ DC (qv) man equipped with a one
pin plug at the front but also having the benefit of a fully functioning single
pin socket at the back.
double the melt v. To get to the Billy Mill round-about (qv)
twice during the same journey.
doxy n. Olde Worlde Whore; slag. She who docks (qv).
D’Oyle (doy-lee) rhym. slang D’Oyle Carte - fart.
Dracula’s tea bags n. Tampons; jamrags; cotton mice.
drain your spuds v. To empty out the tatty water (qv);
clear the custard (qv).
draw mud from the well v. To follow through (qv).
drink from both taps v. To be bisexual; bend both ways; switch
hitter (qv).
drink on a stick n. Erection, alluding to lollipops and oral sex. As
in “Hoy pet, fancy a drink on a stick?”
drip tray n. The often crusty sump in a pair of knickers.
drive the porcelain bus v. A kneel-down visit to the lavatory
during which one holds the rim (like a steering wheel) and does some psych-edelic
yodelling (qv). Compare ride the porcelain bus.
drop anchor in bum bay v. To arrive at the rear admiral’s
(qv) favourite port of call.
drop a pebble v. To erroneously emit a small body of faeces whilst
attempting to break wind. See also follow through.
drop one v. Let off; chuff.
drop out n. Underpant condition whereby a testicle protrudes from
the bottom of the shreddies (qv), or famously in Peter Beardsley’s
case, football shorts. Compare flop out (qv).
dropping the shopping See drop the kids off at the pool.
drop the kids off at the pool See sink a few U boats.
drop your hat v. To fart. Also drop a bomb, drop your handbag.
drop your hat forwards v. To fanny fart; muff chuff. As in “Just
as I was donning the beard, she dropped her hat forwards”.
drown the chocolate slugs v. Alternative to light a bum cigar
(qv) for those anticipating a looser stool.
dry bob n. Dance the frig jig; sex with clothes on. Also dry
hump.
dry docked adj. Lack of lubrication situation where a low tide of love
juices (qv) prevents the skin boat (qv) sailing into tuna
town (qv).
duel with the pink Darth Vader n. See Hand Solo and pink
Darth Vader for details.
duff n. Bum; arse.
duffy’s bridge See biffin bridge.
dugs n. Baps; paps. Olde worlde version of jugs.
dung funnel See fudge tunnel.
dung puncher See donut puncher.
dunk n. To dip one’s wick.
dunky n. Protective sheath to prevent the penis going soggy and
falling off into the hairy goblet during dunking.
dunny n. Aus. Toilet; shite house. Also a popular nickname for
someone called Dunn.
dump v. To drop a log; part with the poop payload. Compare air
dump.
dumplings on that, look at the Common inter-male mammarial
observation.
dust the duvet v. To hitch-hike under the big top (qv).
Dutch n. Sausage sandwich; tit wank. Also Dutch fuck. Sausage
pizza (qv) is more popular in the Dutch Alps.
Dutch Alps n. Small breasts; fried eggs (qv). Also Lincolnshire
Cairngorms.
Dutch oven n. Beneath the bedclothes after someone has played ‘Reveille’
on the botty bugle.
dyke n. Lesbian; tuppence licker; carpet muncher; a woman on the
other bus. See also diesel dyke, bull-dyke.
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