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Eartha Kitts rhym. slang Shits; diarrhoea. Also Brad Pitts,
thrupenny bits.
eat breakfast backwards v. To throw up.
eating out v. Fanny lapping; muff diving; “one hairy pie to eat
in, and hold the mayo”.
Eccles snake n. A penis with warts.
Edward Woodward ono-matopoeia A fart in a bath.
egg bound adj. Blocked of fudge pipe; constipated.
Egyptian PT v. Orig. HMF To sleep. Through no fault of the
Egyptians this is now also used to describe one-handed pink pole vaulting
lessons and outings in the wanking chariot (qv).
elbow bender n. Nudger of the turps; saucerholic.
elephants (trunk) rhym. slang Drunk.
Emmas rhym. sl. Haemorrhoids. From Emma Freud, saucy sister of
high powered media mogul Matthew. Also Nobbies (qv).
empty the anaconda v. To siphon the python.
Engleburts rhym. slang. The squirts. As opposed to a Humperdinck
- stink.
English disease, the n. Homosexuality, as defined by the French.
English overcoat n. The French equivalent of the English French
letter (qv).
Eric n. Schoolboy alternative to a Jake (qv).
ESD v. Eat Shitty Dick. To smoke a pink cigar fresh from kak
canyon. Can be used as an insult in the suggestive form, e.g. “ESD, fuck
face”.
exhaust pipe n. Bumhole; fudge tunnel. Also tailpipe.
exhaust pipe engineer See brownpipe engineer.
exercise the ferret v. To copulate; bury the bishop (as opposed to
bashing him).
extras n. The tugging as opposed to the rubbing in a rub-a-tug
shop (qv).
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