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U blocker n. A turd so big it causes a jobbie jam in the foul
drainage system.
udder scudder See sausage sandwich.
U.D.I. Unidentified drinking injury. A mysterious injury received
during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection.
undefuckable adj. Bust; damaged beyond repair.
undercarriage n. Genitals (usually but not exclusively male);
wedding tackle.
undercrackers n. Kecks; shreddies; Y fronts.
underchunders n. That item of clothing into which the bottom
chunders. Knickers; underpants; thunder bags. (Male or female)
underdaks n. Kecks; Y fronts; shreddies; crackerjack sacks;
trollies. (Male).
underkecks See kecks.
under thunder n. Violent rectal belching of the arse’s
natural kak gases which erupt from the fart fissure.
unit n. 1. Genitals, usually male. 2. Bird; an individual piece of
talent (qv).
unload v. To drop a depth charge (qv) or launch an air
biscuit (qv).
unmentionables n. Roman catholic mother-in-law-speak for genitals
or underwear.
unwrap the meat v. Tits oot for the lads.
upchuck v. To chuck up.
uphill gardener euph. He who hoes on the pink allotments; pusher
of a cheesy wheelbarrow (qv) up the kak canyon; a male homosexual.
upstairs n. The rack (qv); top bollocks. As in “What’s
she got upstairs?” “Stacked (qv) mate! Looks like a dead heat in a
zeppelin race”.
up the duff See up the poke.
up the poke See up the stick.
up the stick See in the club.
up to your nuts in guts adj. Aus. Engaged in sexual intercourse.
See also in up to the bumper.
up to your pots adj. Pissed.
up periscope n. Bathtime game for up to one person. See also polish
the lighthouse.
up the duff adj. In the pudding club; with bun in oven.
up to the bumper adj. Of pork sword fencing to be inserted up to
the hilt; to the full extent.
up to the buffers adj. Variation of up to the bumper
preferred by rail users.
Urals, the n. Vague and tenuous British film comedy euphemism for
the testicles. See also the Balkans.
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