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I can’t believe it’s not batter Possible advertising slogan for KY
Jelly. See fanny batter.
ICBM acronym Of modern day state of the art trouser weaponry,
Inter Cuntinental Ballistic Missile. See also meat seeking pissile, guided
muscle.
iced fingers n. Bakers confectionery-speak for the results of glazing
the knuckle (qv).
I.B.M. 1. Itty Bitty Meat. A small penis. 2. Inches Below Muff.
The units in which a skirt is measured.
interior decorating v. To apply the population paste (qv)
with a purple headed womb broom (qv).
in the club adj. Up the duff; pregnant; pregas. abbr.
in the pudding club.
impersonate Stalin v. To perform oral sex on a woman; don the
beard; eat hairy pie. As in “Hold tight up there love, I’m just gonna do a
quick impersonation of Stalin”.
Irish 1. n. Heterosexual anal sex, supposedly as a means of
contraception. Compare Vatican roulette. 2. rhym slang ‘Irish
jig - wig’
Irish shave n. A dump.
Irish toothache n. Erection; bone. As in “Is that a gun in your
pocket, or have you just got Irish toothache?”
iron (hoof) rhym. slang Poof.
I.R.S. Itchy Ring Syndrome. Irritating anal affliction caused by
insufficient wiping of the chocolate starfish (qv), or by
inflammation of the farmers (qv).
I say! interj. Caddish expression of delight upon seeing an
attractive woman.
itch n. The feeling of sexual attraction towards his wife which a
married man gets on average once every 7 years.
Itchypoo Park n. The area around the chocolate starfish (qv)
during a bout of I.R.S. (qv).
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