R
rack n. Female mammarial display; collectively the tits;
funbags. e.g. “She’s got a lovely rack on her. Very well presented. And
nipples like a fighter pilot’s thumbs”.
radio rental rhym. slang Mental; hatstand.
rag week n. 1. Seven days during which students get pissed and behave
like cunts in the name of charity. 2. Time of the month when the flags are
out (qv). Also blob week. See also on the blob.
rainbow yawn n. Puke. See also technicolour yawn, pavement
pizza.
raisin bag n. Nut sack (qv); John Wayne’s hairy
saddle-bags.
R.A.F. Rough as fuck; ugly; unattractive.
rake the cage out v. To build a log cabin; give birth to a Richard
(qv).
Ralph v. echoism To vomit. See also call Huey.
ram job n. Conventional heterosexual sex, as opposed to blow
job (qv) or hand job (qv). Also nob job.
ram shackled adj. To be engaged in the act of botting (qv).
randy n. Cowboy version of horny (qv).
raspberry rhym. slang Fart. From raspberry tart. As in “Did you
just drop a raspberry?” “No. He who smelt it, dealt it”. “Ah! But he who
denied it, supplied it”, etc.
rascal wrapper n. French letter; blob; rubber Johnny.
rat arsed / faced adj. Shit faced.
rat’s cocks! exclam. Shit: blast; drat; confound it. To express
extreme disappointment. As in “Rat’s cocks! I left my bus pass at home”.
razz v. To hoy up; puke.
Razzle p.n. The definitive jazz magazine, in its own words ‘The
magazine that makes your cock go hard’.
reach around n. In botting, pouring your partner a hand
shandy (qv) whilst ram shackled.
rear admiral n. A sailor who prefers to navigate the Windward
passage (qv).
rear gunner n. In aviation terms, a gunner who shoots one of
his own side by firing his lamb cannon (qv) into their bomb bay
(qv).
rectal retort n. Fart.
red ring n. Inflammation of the chocolate starfish as a result of
being skittered (qv). See also Japanese flag.
red wings n. Dubious honour bestowed upon someone who eats haddock
pastie (qv) during rag week (qv).
remould n. Rubber; single finger Marigold glove; blob.
retch v. To vomit, but with more noise and less puke.
reverse thrust n. The act of getting off at Edge Hill (qv).
The interruptedus of your coitus.
rhythm magazine n. Jazz mag; scud book; porn pamphlet; one handed
reading material.
rhythm stick n. Sixth gear stick; joy stick; copper stick; giggle
stick; love truncheon.
rib cushions n. Breasts.
Richard rhym. slang. Turd. From Richard the Third. e.g. “I’ve
just given birth to a ten pound Richard”.
ride v. That which you do on a bike (qv).
ride the baloney pony v. US To wank.
ride the great white knuckler v. To play rhythm on your bone-a-phone
(qv).
ride the porcelain bus v. To have diarrhoea. Not to be confused
with drive the porcelain bus (qv).
ride the waves v. Shag an amply proportioned lady. See also moped.
rigid digit n. Erect penis; bone; bonk on.
rim n. Circumference of the anus; ring.
ring n. 1. Hole; jacksie; anus; brown eye; chocolate
starfish. 2. The vagina.
ring bandit See Hershey highwayman.
ringburner n. A hot curry which results in ring sting (qv)
the next day, and a Japanese flag (qv).
ring master n. 1. Master of ceremonies at a circus. 2. A botter
(qv).
ring pirate See pirate of men’s pants.
ring sting n. Inflammation of the ring (qv) as a result
of pissing rusty water (qv), e.g. after visiting the Rupali
restaurant in Newcastle and eating a plate of the World’s Hottest Curry, ‘magmaloo’.
ring the bell v. Pop the cork; detonate the fanny bomb (qv).
rinky dink n. Stink; that unpleasant odour created by a fyst
(qv); Richard the third’s B.O.
rinse the lettuce v. To wash the beef curtains, in situ as
it were. Followed by a shake of the lettuce (qv).
rising main n. In pubic plumbing, the pink tatty water supply
pipe usually fed in through the vagina. Also main cable.
riveting stick rhym. slang Dick. From the jeweller’s
instrument.
robbing the date locker v. Turd burgling.
rocket polisher n. Overenthusiastic cleaning of the meat
seeking pissile (qv) leading to detonation on the launch pad.
rocket socket n. Vagina.
Rockfords rhym. slang Piles; arse grapes; Nobbies; Emmas;
Chalfonts. From the TV series The Rockford Files.
rocks n. Those which you ‘get off ’ when having it off.
rod n. Spam sceptre.
rod walloper See jewel jiggler.
rodeo sex n. To call your girlfriend by an ex-girlfriend’s name
whilst having sex ‘doggy style’, and then try to hold on for as long as
possible. Also bronco sex.
roger v. To shag. Often in the past tense. As in “I gave her a
jolly good rogering”.
roger ramjet n. Botter.
roll in the hay v. What everyone wanted to do with Julie Christie
in Far From The Madding Crowd. And Donald Sutherland did with her in Don’t
Look Back.
Roman helmet rumba See Bologna bop.
Ronson rhym. slang Arse. ‘Ronson lighter - shiter’.
room clearer n. Of flatulent emissions, a fart which registers
one notch higher than breaking company (qv) on the sphincter scale. See
also fyst.
root . rootle v. To shag.
rope the pony v. To wank.
rotoplooker (ro-to-ploo-ka) US n. Penis; chopper.
roundhead n. A pink Darth Vader (qv) after the surgical
removal of his Kojak’s roll-neck (qv); a yiddled whanger.
round up the tadpoles v. To wank; bash the bishop.
row the boat v. Actually a dual tug boat; multiple wanking. Nautical
variation on the skiing position (qv).
rub-a-tug shop n. Brothel; bordello; house of ill repute. Massage
parlour supplying a rub down and a tug off.
rubber Johnny n. A blob; contraceptive. Also rubber.
rug munchers n. See fanny noshers.
rump gully n. Viewed from biffin bridge (qv),
the gradually sloping valley beyond kak canyon (qv).
Rumple Foreskin n. Penis; Fagan; John Thomas; junior.
rumpo n. Rumpy pumpy.
rump ranger n. Chocolate cowboy.
rumpy pumpy n. A polite and lightweight term for sexual
shenanigans used by respectable people. US equivalent hoochie-coochie.
runs, the n. What English cricketers get when they face fast
bowlers.
russet gusset n. Skidmarks (qv) or dangleberrian deposits
on the shreddies (qv). Also marmite stripe.
rusty sheriff’s badge n. Ride along biffin bridge (qv)
from John Wayne’s hairy saddlebags (qv) and there it lies, right
in the middle of kak canyon (qv). Just before you reach rump gully
(qv).
rusty water See piss rusty water.
|
