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nads n. Knackers; testicles; plums. (abbr. gonads). US
nards.
nadbag n. Nutsack; pod pouch; scrot sling.
nauticals rhym. slang Piles. From ‘nautical miles’.
navigator of the windward pass n. Rear admiral (qv).
neddies See nellies.
nellies n. Knockers; tits.
nether eye n. That single unseeing eye, situated in the nether
region, which cries brown, lumpy tears.
nether throat n. In farting, the poot chute; botty bugle. As in
“Pardon me while I clear my nether throat”.
nettie n. Outside loo; clart cabin; shite house.
niags rhym. slang Testicles. From Niagra Falls - balls.
nick bent adj. Temporarily travelling on the other bus (qv)
whilst staying at Her Majesty’s pleasure.
niffkin’s bridge n. Female equivalent of the biffin bridge
or barse (qv).
nine-bob-note, as bent as a sim. Gay.
nob v. To shag; poke; penetrate with the knob (qv).
Nobbies rhym. slang. Piles; From Nobby Stiles, a 1966
version of Paul Ince.
noddy n. Condom; French letter; cock ‘holder’.
nodge v. To observe the sexual activity of others.
nodger n. Peeping Tom; voyeur. Wanker who prefers to wank
“live” rather than to a video.
nocturnal emission n. Doctalk for a wet dream.
nookey 1. n. Sex, only a bit (qv) of which it is advisable
to have at any one time, and therefore: 2. A ‘humorous’ name for a
ventriloquist’s dummy.
nork hammock n. Of female fashions, a halter neck top.
norks n. Tits; knockers. Also norkers, norgs, norgers. See
also nork hammock.
Norma Snockers n. Wieldy bo jangles (qv). See also Gert
Stonkers.
norton n. Bearded clam.
nosh (someone) off v. To perform philately on a woman; eat hairy
pie. Female equivalent of to suck (someone) off.
nudger n. Gay male or gay male’s penis. Also fudge nudger.
nuggets n. 1. Testicles. 2. Any inedible part of a chicken or
turkey, when coated in batter or breadcrumbs.
number one n. A penny; tinkle.
number two n. A sit down; tuppence.
nunga munching v. The ganneting of hairy pie (qv); the
doing of horatio (qv).
nunnery n. Elizabethan name for a rub-a-tug shop (qv) from
an age when nuns were widely believed to wear yo-yo knickers (qv).
nuts n. Clackers; knackers; hairy conkers; marbles; bollocks;
pods.
nut custard See banana yoghurt.
nuts 1. n. Knackers; scrotum and/or its contents, as in
“I’m going to shave my nuts”. 2. adj. Mad, as in “Shave your
nuts? You must be nuts”. 3. n. Things that monkey’s eat. As in
“That monkey’s nuts. I gave it some nuts and its rubbing them on its
nuts”.
nut chokers n. Kecks; shreddies; thunder bags.
nut sack n. Scrotum; nad bag.
nymph n. Sexy young bird.
nympho n. Sex crazed bird that’s gagging for it (qv) 24
hours a day, 7 days a week. The sort who would shag a pneumatic drill and blow
up the generator.
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